Very Realistic AFOTW 2

Fourth Reich and Paddy 🇨🇮🇨🇮🇨🇮

Britain
GERMANY! What did I say?

Germany
Wdym? I'm not Germany

Fourth Reich
That's better.

Britain
Oh fuck off.

Fourth Reich
Now if you'll excuse me, I have an important meeting to attend to.

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Britain
Ireland I know you and I don't get along too well but when I go to war with "Fourth Reich" and France inevitably falls, can you help me? He'd be coming for you next if you don't anyway- Ireland?

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Fourth Reich
Welcome, Ireland.

Ireland
Waddayoo want?

Fourth Reich
I'd like to propose an offer for you, mein freundin.

Ireland
Don't try to act all ominous on me fella! Yer aren't going to persuade me to join you and your group of super shite villains!

Fourth Reich
Ireland, Ireland, Ireland. I'm clearly not the villain here, I'm simply just trying to unite the world peacefully, starting with Europe.

Ireland
As if that's true! Stop waffling fecker!

Fourth Reich
Pay achtung to what I'm about to say, ok?

Ireland
NO!

Fourth Reich
Fine then, I guess I'll just invade you.

Ireland
So? Britain will have me back!

Fourth Reich
They have no reason to be on your side, besides, if you listen to me, I can promise you all you've ever asked for. Like, a land up north, perhaps?

Ireland
Northern Oireland?

Fourth Reich
And that's not all, if you help me in my invasion of Great Britain, which you will, I'll give you your whole Celtic empire to rule over, as well as Brittany uniting with you.

Ireland
What the feck? Are ye being serious lad? Britain would tear me to shreds!

Fourth Reich
Not with my support they won't. I have the highest economy in Europe by far, Ireland.

Ireland
So all I have to do is help you against Britain?

Fourth Reich
Ja.

Ireland
..deal. (I hope this doesn't come back to bite me arse.)

Fourth Reich
Welcome to PEE, Ireland.

Ireland
Already regretting this...

Fourth Reich
Shhhh, it's ok.

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Britain
I wonder where he's went off to...

USA
GUYS! Big news! Ivory Coast has signed the pact with PEE!

France
Disgrace to the French language!

Britain
Huh, that's odd, how random for the Ivory Coast to join PEE- oh my god...

France
Don't worry Britain, peace will be brought to the French language once again when we stomp out this, wait, The Congo also speaks French. WE WILL RESTORE PEACE TO THE GLORIOUS FRENCH LANGUAGE.

Britain
No, France, america is a dumbass.

USA
What does that mean.

Britain
He's clearly got the Ivory Coast mixed up with Ireland.. and that's why he wasn't there when I wanted to talk with him...

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Ireland
Now what do I do? Britain's found out

???
There is no need to be upset, I'll tell you everything you need to know.

Ireland
What the FECK?