Very Realistic AFOTW 2

Battle of Shitain Part 2 💩

Spain
You done yet Portugal?

Portugal
Pfft I still have all of my key cities!

Catalonia
Wish I could say the same.. take Valencia and the Balearics, just don't annex me entirely, please.

Spain
I did say I would get my revenge, I think, I can't remember.

Basque
Fuck off Spain, I don't even know why I'm still fighting.

Portugal
Oh...

Spain
Full force now, say bye to your friends, Portuseless, GUH-HUH!

Portugal
I'm sorry, Britain and France. Spain is clearly too strong.

France
It's ok Portugal, Oui Si ye on the other side, ok?

Fourth Reich
Well I know for a fact you will.

France
What?

Fourth Reich and Italy invade France

France
FUCK you, Germany.

Spain
Don't say you didn't deserve this, Portugal, this has been a long time coming. Traitor.

Portugal
You're right. But how did you do all of this?

Spain
FASCISMO!

Portugal
WHAT?- annexed

Spain
The Americas are not expecting what's to come... MWAHAHAHA! But for now...

France
Britain, start sending your troops back home. There's no point for mwah anymore... au revoir, Bretange.

Britain
Cries I DON'T KNOW FRENCH!

France
It's bye britain how can you not understand that- WAY TO RUIN THE MOMENT!

Britain
I'm sorry... I'll see you soon, frog gobbler.

France
You too, crumpet cruncher

Britain
Its a sad goodbye, snail slurper.

France
But like at the end of WW2, we will, meet again, biscuit biter.

Britain
Hopefully- NOOOOO.

Fourth Reich
Zis land ist mein. NOW SPRECHEN DIE DEUTSCH!

Britain
No, France is still here! I refuse to believe it.

Ireland
She's gone, Britain.

Britain
....I know..

Ireland
AND SO ARE YOU. 🤜

Ireland invades Northern Ireland

Britain
I know... BUT NOT BECAUSE OF YOU BECAUSE OF GERMANY! You're pathetic Ireland. Worthless little cunt.

Ireland
Im in official land of the United Kingdom now, and you can't stop me!

Britain
Well here we go again. Battle of Britwon, ah? Ah? I thought that was pretty clever.

Ireland captures Belfast

Ireland
Cede it to me, fecker.

Britain
Fine.. don't come anywhere else near me though.

Ireland
I'm coming for the Isle of Man next!

Fourth Reich
Ireland, annex Brittany

Ireland
With pleasure!

French State
Look who's back!

Britain
Wait a minute... you're fascist again?

Fourth Reich
WHOOPS! How'd I let THAT happen?

Britain
This is too similar...

Fourth Reich
Anyway I'm going to like.. invade you now so just hold still!

Britain
NO! I'll just get my Scottish and Welsh divisions to hold off Ireland while Im sending the rest down to the channel, have at it!

Fourth Reich
Tut tut tut, you just don't understand do you? You see, we're sigma, and that means- RAAAAHHHHH! Did I scare you? Just kidding this is a distraction

Spanish, Italian and the Occupied French airforces head into the British isles, German pilots from Iceland attack from the north

Britain
Oh no... how do I win this? It's not like I can- oh wait I can.

Sicily
BOO! We don't like what you're doing and want independence!

Italy
MERDA!

Forces from Gibraltar enter mainland Spain

Spain
I always forget Gibraltar is there! Give me a second guys- HOLY SHIT!

Gibraltar
You do know like everyone in Catalonia and Basque still hates you, right? We've formed a resistance ALREADY.

Spain
Oh mah gawayayad. Germany, you're going to have to deal with Britain yourself.

Fourth Reich
Shit!

Ireland
OI it's quite alright I've got the Isle of Man and the Orkney isles captured!

Fourth Reich
Ok zen.. you attack from the west and I'll attack from the North and South- FOR FUCKS SAKE! Why didn't I think this through?

Icelandic Resistance
BOO! We may be Germanic but we aren't German!

Fourth Reich
What do I do- their can't be a resistance if there is no people who support it 😈

Italy
You know I am starting to see the pattern to something really similar here.