Very Realistic AFOTW 2

🇭🇺🇵🇱Visegrad🇨🇿🇸🇰

Germany
Calling all important EU members! I want to have a meeting with you!

Meeting begins

Spain
I see there is more important members now huh.

Italy
It's us 3! Just like old times! Like when we were all- wait a minute.

Poland
Hey don't forget about me! I've been invited here as well!

Russia
I'm also in the European Union.

Germany
Anyway...welcome everyone to this conference in the beautiful GERMAN city of Bern. Let's cut to the chase, shall we? My dear Poland, let's discuss why you're here.

Poland
Ok!

Germany
I know I've been very rough on you in the past. And Russia, say sorry Russia.

Russia
Sorry Poland...

Germany
Very good Russia. Now, Poland, you know I'd never EVER do anything to harm you ever again, right?

Poland
Of course, Germany, I know how sorry you are to me.

Germany
Well that's just great. Here's my plan. Look at that!

Poland
Wow.

Germany
A United nation of you, Hungary, Czechia and the other Czechia to create the republic of Visegrad! Don't worry, I'll make sure they accept this offer... they'll join.

Poland
Wow Germany, thank you so much!

Germany
The only thing you have to pay me back in, is that you make our friendship grow stronger!

Poland
Of course!

Germany
Gut... 😈 right then, Leubya! Bring out the others!

Leubya
Trust me guys this is all for the greater good!

Hungary
HI POLAND!

Poland
Hello.

Germany
Please please, sit down with us! Are any of you hungry?

Czechia
Not really

Hungary
I know I am! Guh-huh!

Germany
Ok Russia merge them before it gets worse.

Russia
Of course..

Poland
Thanks Germany I'm now United with my best friend!

Germany
Of course Polen. Get Czechoslovakia in there as well.

Slovakia
I think you'll find we are now two separate countries-

Visegrad
I'm one of the biggest countries in Europe now!

Germany
And better things are more to come! I heard Lithuania wants to restore the cummon I mean commonwealth, why don't you just go along and annex them? If they put up a fight it's because they're not used to you being Visegrad! So just keep going!

Visegrad
Yes Germany!

Germany
Russia, give them Kaliningrad

Russia
WTF- fine...

Visegrad
Thanks Russia! I'm off to annex Lithuania!

Russia
Wtf you better get me something because of that.

Germany
Silence Rusky, you're getting Finland and Ukraine that should be enough for you. Fatty.

Russia
I may be big but it's just wasteland!

Germany
Shut up, anyway, does anyone know why I did this?

Spain
It's to catch France and Britain off guard by having Poland wholeheartedly on our side

Germany
Well done Spain you get France's Iberian lands after the war because of that.

Spain
Yippee.

Germany
By the way, France and Britain have made a 'secret' alliance between them. We have a man on the inside.

Italy
Who?

Brittany
ME!

Italy
Really not that exciting.

Next part will be more funny I'm sorry for these boring ones fellas