Very Realistic AFOTW 2

It goes down in yoorop 🇪🇺🇪🇺

Austria
I SURRENDER!

Fourth Reich
Thought I'd make you my guest, add your country into my personal collection.

Treaty of Vagi- I mean Vienna 🤣🤣🤣😔

Article I - Austria dies

Signed - Fourth Reich, Austria

France
Well that's just a great start isn't it, Austria surrenders within the first month.

Fourth Reich
Time to get a real gateway to the Atlantic 🤜 invades Norway

Norway
Well I didn't see that coming...

Britain
Hold tight Norway we're getting there.

Fourth Reich
Stop resisting my Germanic sister! Fall to the glorious Fourth Reich at once!

Norway
Nah.

Fourth Reich
Fine then you entitled little prick, I'm going full force.

Norway
How Tf did you do that?

Fourth Reich
It's a little trick I call-

France
Using your whole army on one task, I'm at Amsterdam fucktard.

Fourth Reich
HOLY SHIT! Italy, it's your time to shine, you want Corsica, right?

Italy
Yeah!

Fourth Reich
And we're good allies, so do me a favour and join the war!

Italy
Of course!

Italy declares war on France, Britain declares war on Italy

France
Oh for fucks sake! Mario is on my ass now I have to fuck off to down south!

Norway
Finland, brother. Please join the effort and invade Sweden. Im desperately trying to defend Oslo but it's just not working.

Finland
Sorry Norway, but I'm Finland and I don't care because I'm Finland remember? Also because Russia will join in and invade me, no thanks.

Norway
Fair enough... hmm.... Iceland?

Fourth Reich
Too late

Iceland
Come on I didn't even do anything!

Fourth Reich annexes Iceland

Fourth Reich
Looks like you're surrounded, Norway.

Norway
Fine, you win. Cunt.

Fourth Reich annexes Norway and Liechtenstein because I forgot about them

Fourth Reich
Faroe Islands, I forgot to annex you when I invaded Denmark-

Faroe Islands
No thanks, I've been occupied by Britain.

Fourth Reich
DOH! Pesky brits... they're my last Germanic target in Europe, stopping me from becoming the ultimate language family country... GRRRRR!

Britain
Calm down.

France
BRITAIN!

Britain
What?

France
I'm being invaded from the west, the east, the south all over the place! I don't know how much longer I'm going to last! As well as riots in Brittany! I'm being ruined!

Britain
What do you mean South?

Spain
Buenos días. No one expects the Spanish... errr government

Britain
It was going to be unfunny either way.

Portugal
Oh fuck off Spain, that's the final straw!

Portugal joins Britain and France after the conference of Oui Si Ye (🤓 its a clever way of saying we see you as in we see eachother and our there to help eachother, each words mean yes in their respected languages) the alliance is named Cock (Come on Countries, Kombine!) I really tried not much words begin with K

Spain, Italy and The Fourth Reich  form the Sigma pact (Spain, Italy, Germany Military Alliance)

Spain
So sorry, Reich, I have to focus on the little shit known as Portugal before I fight France. I'm stronger now though so you better prepare yourself!

Portugal
I will you bastard! Right guys?

Catalonia and Basque
Yeah!

Spain
Piece of piss.