Very Realistic AFOTW 2

You're going to Brasil!!! 🇧🇷(NUMERO UNO!)

Let's take a break from the mess in North America, Europe and Asia, here's a continent we haven't check up on yet, South America!1!1!1!1!

Bolivia
I've had enough Chile! Gimme my coastline!

Chile
brrr... it sure is CHILLY in the Andes! Repeat that please, Bolivia?

Bolivia
I told you! I want my coastline back- PRICK!

Chile launches a surprise invasion of Bolivia

Bolivia
PERU PLEASE HELP ME!

Peru
Brrrr it sure is CHILLY in these Andes mountains- FUCK that doesn't work.

Bolivia
Bitch!

Chile
Are we done here?

Argentina
Not quite. I want Rio de Le Plata, me and you under MY rule.

Argentina invades Chile

Chile
Good luck getting over those Andes you prick!... oh well there you go... someone please help.

Argentina
Are we done here?

Patagonia
Not quite.

Chile and Argentina
FUCK!

Argentina
We clearly both aren't going to win if we let these PANTSagonians rebel against us. Want to work together?

Chile
For now.

Bolivia
YOOHOO CHILE! Want to sign an agreement now!

Brazil
Chile says no.

Bolivia
Oh... hi Brazil.

Brazil
The king of deforestation wants more trees, boy. Give me those trees or suffer the consequences.

Bolivia
N-NO! I'm going to fight back. Prepare yourself because I'm going to Brazil!

Brazil
Shouldn't of said that, boy. For you will go to Brazil, in-fact, you're already standing in Brazil.

Bolivia
N-no I'm not-

Brazil
Foolish boy. For your land is BRAZIL!

Brazil steamrolls through Bolivia

Brazil
Paraguay, give me some of your lands!

Paraguay
Yes, sir.

Brazil
I always knew you were guay! Guh-huh!

Paraguay
T-thanks.

Bolivia
I SURRENDER!

Brazil
YOU'RE GOING TO BRAZIL!

Treaty of Shidfardcum

Article I - The Bolivian provinces of Pando and Beni will go to Brazil

Article II - Bolivia will pull out of its war with Chile

Article III - Hehe pull out

Article IV - Brazil will pay war preparations in cut down trees

Signed - 🇧🇷🇧🇴

Patagonia
I think I've got what I wanted. Do we have a deal?

Chile
Yes...

Argentina
WHAT? Ok, fine.

Treaty of Santianus

Article I - Patagonia will gain its independence from Chile and Argentina

Article II - The war between Chile and Argentina stops

Article III - Argentina pays for everything and goes into even more debt

Article IV - Britain wasn't involved in this Argentina there is no need to feel suspicious

Signed - 🇨🇱 🇦🇷 Patagonia

Brazil
Uruguay... BOY. Do you want to go to Brazil?

Uruguay
Yes I do, Señor Brazil.

Brazil
Then do me a favour, boy, and join me. Come to Brazil

Uruguay
I don't know if I want to do this actually-

Brazil
BOY! Join... NOW!

Uruguay
Si si.

Uruguay joins Brazil

Suriname
You guys know we're next, right?

Guyana
So what do we do?

Suriname
Merge!

French Guiana
I'm not even independent yet dumbass.

Suriname
Up yours!

Guyana
How about an alliance then, France will probably let you do that because we aren't powerful nations

French Guiana
Ok.

Going to be honest I can't think of a clever alliance name rn