Very Realistic AFOTW 2

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FUKCUSA Meeting

France
Hello all FUKCUSA members, I think we need to discuss something major.

Australia
Is this about China?

France
Yes, I feel like they're secretly in ties with Germany.

USA
I highly doubt why Germany would start an alliance with China.

France
I mean, think about it, they've both recently influenced new nations in Africa, Leubya and the people's republic of the Congo.

Australia
Haha Leubya sounds funny.

France
This may be a coincidence, but I still think it's important that we expand this alliance to also watch out for BOTH China and Germany.

Britain
That's great but why are you still the leader?

France
Idk it's funny. Anyway I think we should have more members because I hate everyone here.

Canada
That's harsh buddy, even me?

France
Especially you.

Britain
I suggest Portugalicia

France
Wowwww fine then I thought I was your best friend but I guess not.

Britain
You were just talking about how you hated me.

France
You know how odd our relationship is don't you!

Britain
..I'm inviting Portugalicia

Australia
Well I think we need more nations nearer to China, so I suggest Japan.

France
Yeah ok you do that I'm just processing some very heartbreaking news...

Britain
Oh get over it!

Canada
I think we should get Norway as well for more European influence.

USA
Well I guess this means the alliance will no longer be called the FUKCUSA alliance! Yippee! But... what WILL we call it?

France
Well as the leader I think I should name it again-

USA
NO! I AM MURICA SO I NAME IT!

Canada
Oh come on now friends, let's not get into a little dispute here, eh?

Britain
Why don't we let Canada name the alliance?

Canada
Oh buddy you don't have to you know-

Britain
I'm not letting any of THESE bellends name it, think of a name fast!

Canada
Well then... how aboot... World Alliance Powers! And we call ourselves WAP for short!

Australia
It can't get any better than this it just can't.

USA
At least it's not dissing me!

Britain
France is definitely a member of WAP that's all I'm saying.

France
Oh, you-

Canada
What's so funny, guys? You think my alliance name is some sort of joke, eh? Well, I'll send all of you to h e double hockey sticks with a strike of one if you dare diss me, okeh?

Everyone
Laughing

Canada
..is it a good name or what?... GUYS.

France
Yeah sure whatever it works.

Members of Da WAP Alliance 🥶

USA
France
Britain
Canada
Australia
Portugalicia
Norway
Japan