Very Realistic AFOTW 2

Chaos in Africa

P.R. Congo
Hey China, care to explain why you STILL haven't gotten rid of the CSA?

China
Simple, they keep the American scum from returning- oh yeah, listen, I know I promised that I'd get rid of them, but I've decided, FUCK you so Nah.

P.R. Congo
You can't do that!

Democratic Rebels
We're sick of fighting for cum! We want our old country back!

P.R. Congo
Oh no.. my people are revolting against me

China
I'm coming to help you!

P.R. Congo
No, I've got this. I don't want your racist scum helping me anyway.

China
I'M HELPING YOU WETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!

Uganda
Good look trying to get anything done though!

Kenya
Germany you might want to check how you're doing in east Africa

Fourth Reich
DAGNABBIT! STUPID COMMONWEALTH-

Ghana
And that's Togo gone!

Fourth Reich
NEIN! I refuse to believe zis!

Libyan Rebels
GIVE US BACK OUR COUNTRY YOU WORTHLESS GERMAN PUPPET!

Leubya
WHAT DO I DO?

Italy
..join me.

Leubya
OF COURSE!

Italy
Well then...

2nd Roman Empire
That's better..

Spain
NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO BECOME THE ROMAN EMPIRE! WE'RE LOSING-

Fourth Reich
Spain, what did you just say?

Spain
Umm.. nothing!

Fourth Reich
Yeah bitch that's what fürher thought.

2nd Roman Empire
Time to conquer Africa! I'll start by annexes Chad I FEEL... POWERFUL

Senegal
Gambia how do you expect to defeat me? I surround you!

The Gambia
You're only on their side because of what Algeria said, if you were smart you'd join us for the greater good.

Senegal
HMMM....NAH!

The Gambia
Heh 😼... then you leave me no choice floods Senegal I am The Gambia guh-huh!

Senegal
N-no! This can't be happening! Not now- drowns

Spain
Hmm?

Fourth Reich
I've never heard of that country before it's fine, if it's not in Europe it's not important!.. UNLESS IT'S MY TERRITORY! GERMAN EAST AFRICA!

Kenya
YEAH!

Malawi
Ready to give in?

Fourth Reich
NEIN! GERMAN AFRICA IS FOREVER LOYAL TO-

Tanzania
Thanks for liberating us guys.

Fourth Reich
WH- HOW DARE YOU BETRAY YOUR FÜRHER! VEN ZIS VAR IS OVER MARK MEIN WORDS ICH WILL KILL YOU ALL!

Botswana
I-it's fine Germany, we've got this!

Mozambique
Well we'll definitely try Fürher!

Fourth Reich
Ja whatever just make sure German South Africa remains intact.

Somalian Pirates
At last! I'm finally here, now, let's see how it's going under Roman rule..

2nd Roman Empire
See that lion over there? Yeah, capture that. I want it for my colosseum, I'm bringing those back, hail me!

Somalian Pirates
AYE! THAT'S NOT HAPPENING ON THE WATCH OF MINE!

Roman Empire
Just speak normally captain crunch!

Somalian Pirates
AHHHHH!

Roman Empire
AHHH!

Kenya
Somalia is doing a good job now we just liberate from the south sound good?

Tanzania
Yeah alright

D.R. Congo
Boy is it good to be back- collapses

Uganda
How do we make them sustainable?

Kenya
For now we're just going to have to keep the place occupied. Poor guy keeps collapsing.