Very Realistic AFOTW 2

The Pee Pals

Meeting

Germany
Welcome, P.R. Congo

Leubya
This place is great! Trust me!

China
Change your name to just Congo, you're the only true Congo now, like how I'm the true China.

Congo
Right, can I join this alliance?

China
Of course

Mongolia
Ahem, why am I here- annexed

China
We have to make this alliance official now or else America gets on my ass.

Argentina and Chile
You also called us here as well, what's with that?

Mexico
I already know why I'm here

China
Argentina and Chile, unite for free vbucks

Argentina
😐😐😐

China
Do it because I'm China

Chile
Fair enough

Rio de Le Plata is created

China
Now let's get some things down about this alliance, it's called PEE, it stands for the Powerful Earth Entente. We were going to call it penis but we couldn't think of anything clever that it could've stood for. The premise of this alliance is to protect eachother from the big western boys. If one of us is at war it's entirely optional if we want to join in or not, but we DO have to aid them. So I go to war, you help me, understand?

La Plata
Well that doesn't sound too fair-

China
SILENCE. You can go to war with Brazil if you like, remember. And also get the Falklands from enemy Britain!

La Plata
It's los Malvinas actually.

China
Do you want them or not?

La Plata
Ok I'll join..

Mexico
You do know I don't actually hate America, right?

China
Yes but I'll give you all the lands of the former Mexican empire if you do this for me.

Mexico
Really?

China
Well, Not ALL of them, we have a, secret plan for some of your former land.

Mexico
Oh... ok.

China
Well, that's it really, join or else.

Mexico
Fine.

PEE is officially created.

Germany
How hopefully I can form the Germanic Union as a first act.

USA
HEY! China you can't do that!

China
Why not?

USA
Mongolia wasn't doing anything!

China
Don't try anything, have you saw our new alliance?

USA
Well gosh darn tootin... I guess jus' don't do anything like it again.

China
Oh I won't... he will though.

Germany
Fellow Germanic nations apart of the European Union, unite with me at once to form the greater Germanic Empire!

Britain 
You can't do that!

France
Yeah what he said!

Germany
Look, we can work something out, meet me in Brussels to discuss a partition of Belgium, sound gut?

France
Hmmm....

Britain
Come on France don't let your hatred for Belgium overtake you on this one...

France
Ok, but Britain is coming with me again.

Germany
Super! See you then.

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Britain
Oh come on Frenchie!

France
I'm sorry, but have you saw Germany's new alliance? China, Russia, Visegrad, Spain, Italy. No way am I disagreeing to something like that. Especially when it benefits me!

Britain
Fine, but we're fighting Germany soon wether you like it or not.