Very Realistic AFOTW 2

The FUKCUSA Alliance

Year: 2022

Turkey
Germany can I pls pls pls join the EU

Germany
The more the merrier! We always welcome countries that have-

France
Then why did you kick me out!

Germany
Stfu France! Anyway, welcome Turkey!

Turkey
Thank you so much Germany you are a hero!

France
..I HAVE to do something about Germany.

France calls a private meeting

France
Thank you for all showing up.

USA
Any time!

Canada
I'm just happy to be here, eh!

Australia
No problem mate!

Britain
FUCK you France.

France
Anyway, have any of you noticed anything... odd about Germany lately?

USA
Because they kicked you out of the EU?

France
Well yes, and also how they are so open to new members now, as well as allowing Greece to leave without them paying back their debts.

Canada
Well buddy that is kinda suspicious I suppose.

France
AND I've also done a LITTLE bit of spying, and have saw Germany making an incredibly strong bond with Austria, notice anything about that?

Australia
That sounds like my name!

Britain
Because Austria is ethnically German they're attempting to ANNEX Austria again, just like in-

France
WW2! YES! So.. do you see what's happening here? They're allowing members in the EU so they can have a strong side when we notice suspicious things and declare war! That's why I was kicked out! Because I'm smart and know what Germany is planning to do!

Britain
I mean.. ARE you smart?

France
..don't question me! please... AAAANYWAY I've come up with a plan to fuck Germany over incase they cause ANOTHER global conflict. The FUKCUSA alliance!

Australia
..it was so close to being perfect...

USA
Shouldn't we call it the FUCKGERMANY alliance?

Britain
You're an idiot..

France
No? It stands for France, United Kingdom, Canada, United States, Australia!

USA
Can we at LEAST re-arrange what order the countries are in?

France
Why?

USA
Oh whatever.

France
So... are you all in?

Britain
Sure.

Canada
I always love helping my friends out, ok!

Australia
Ok.

USA
..fine...

France
Now we just keep this alliance secret, ok?

Britain
Ok.

Australia
Pff who am I going to tell? New Zealand?

USA
New Zealand is a pussy who sucks up to China! So no you can't tell New Zealand!

Australia
Oh ok.

France
Speaking of China, I've also figured something else out.. you know the European Union flag, don't you?

Britain
Well of course I do.

France
Well.. it has stars on it, and you know what else has stars on it? THE CHINA FLAG! I believe Germany is making a secret alliance with China-

Britain
You're going too far now..

France
I know..