Very Realistic AFOTW 2

WW3.

Britain
Ireland, why?

Ireland
You've always been a prick to me, Germany may be the bigger prick at the moment but he's no where near been as much as a prick to me as you've been a prick to me, understand?

Britain
Just processing it....hang on... NO! Ireland, I thought we were really getting on the right track together-

Ireland
SHOOT THEE FECK UP! YOU'VE ALWAYS DONE THE WORST THINGS TO ME PEOPLE! HALF ME POPULATION WENT DOWN THE DRAIN AND YOU DID NOT DO SHITE ABOUT IT! AS LONG AS I AM BORDERING YOU, I AM NOT GOING TO LIKE YOU IN THE SLIGHTEST!!! FUCK you, Britain.

Britain
I see how it is...

France
Come on britain! Stand strong! A war with Germany could be arriving very shortly and we have to be on our best guard!

Britain
I don't feel like it... besides, if we go to war with Germany Ireland will go to war against us.

Portugal
Come on man! Cheer up!

Britain
Why've you changed your name

Portugal
Although Portugalicia sounds cool, it's too annoying to type in all the time.

Britain
I just thought that me and Ireland were best friends...

France
Are you really going to say that, in-front of US? We've been through so many wars together Ireland hasn't! The Suez, WW2, the second indochina war and you're STILL-

Portugal
Hey France don't be like that with him! Come on brother, it's ok!

Fourth Reich
(Whilst they're distracted I'll just) Austria, brother, join me.

Austria
Germany, I don't want to.

Fourth Reich
No Austria, you will join me. Look at all my allies, you think you stand a chance against them? JOIN me, NOW!

Austria
NO!

Fourth Reich
Very well then... it's war.

The Fourth Reich declares war on Austria

Britain
JERRY PRICK! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT! Come on Frenchie! NOW I HAVE TWO REASONS TO GO TO WAR AGAINST YOU, SO WAR IT IS!

France
Oui, prepare yourself

France and Britain declare war on The Fourth Reich

Fourth Reich
Oh for fucks sake I really thought I would've gotten way with that, austria, you rebellious little twat. Prepare to be steamrolled.

WAP MEETING

USA
Seeing as France isn't here, I'm taking over as leader of this alliance for the meeting. Does anyone know why we're here?

Canada
Britain and France are at war with Germany for the THIRD time.

Portugal
Don't say third like it's big France and Britain have fought EACH OTHER way more times than 3.

USA
Stop blabbering, boys! This is a real tough situation we're in, as allies of these two nations, We have to help them. However, we don't have to declare war. BUT, we are going to have to let each other know the scenarios that would make us join the war, Denmark, start

Norway
It's Norway, are you serious? But I guess the only thing that would drag me into the war would be if The Reich invades me which is inevitable.

Portugal
I'm joining if Spain declares war, that prick wants to run Iberia again and I'm not having it.

Australia
I feel like joining right now, I'm not letting anything happen to Britain!

Canada
Australia, don't. That will drag the pacific into the war, that's why I'm only going to join if China and Russia do.

USA
I'll do what Canada says he sounded smart, and what about you, Japan?

Japan
ME? Uhhhh.... When... Korea, yeah when Koreas fight.

USA
Sounds plausible, start supplying boys.