Russia
Baltics, don't make this hard for yourselves, I need to look strong so I need to annex all of you you.
Fourth Reich
No, Lithuania is a part of Visegrad
Russia
What- NO?
Fourth Reich
Don't make this hard on yourself, look at our power, Russia, don't take that away from yourself by letting one little thing take control of you.
Russia
Oh come on! Fine...
Visegrad
Thanks so much Germany!
Fourth Reich
Think nothing of it.. for now.
Visegrad
Ok!
Russia
Let me take the others.
Fourth Reich
JA IM NOT STOPPING YOU!
Russia
Good.
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Fourth Reich
Welcome, Tanzania, Rwanda, Burundi, Cameroon, Samoa und Togo
Togo
It's incredibly obvious, and, considering how you're going to force us to join, I have no choice.
Fourth Reich
Good. Any objections?
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Fourth Reich
Meeting over...
The fourth Reich annexes all of its former colonies.. except Namibia and Papua New Guinea.. and stuff in China.
Fourth Reich
Namibia, Which ich will take by force. Zimbabwe, join CUM, I need to get Namibia off of South Africa.
Zimbabwe
Of course, my Fürher.
Fourth Reich
Well zen, let's begin our invasion of South Africa.
ESwatini
I surrender!
Fourth Reich
..Ich will begin sending troops, Kanada, be a good puppet and keep my territories up safe, ja?
Kanada
Of course buddy! I mean... whatever dude... not like I care.
Fourth Reich
NEIN! ZAT IST NICHT HOW DU SPRECHEN ZU ME!
Kanada
SORRY MEIN FÜRHER!!!
Fourth Reich
Don't let it happen again...
Italy
Mamma Mia Spain, it looks like Germany has restored its colonial empire, I think we should-a do the same.
Spain
Si si of course, but how are we going to do that? Western Sahara and Leubya are on our side!
Italy
We leave them for now. I suggest you take back Equatorial Guinea and the Philippines, maybe even call a meeting with Mexico to carve up the Caribbean and Central America. I'm taking back the Horn of Africa.
Spain
Oh yes then of course, Gracias.
Italy
My-a pleasure, we need to tell Germany that he isn't the only major power on our side.. and China.... And Russia.
Italian troops land in Eritrea
Italy
I may as well just take Djibouti as well...anyway, I can't screw this up like I-a did last time around.
Ethiopia
What are you doing-
Italy
Attack!
Ethiopia
WOAH! I SURRENDER TAKE WHAT YOU NEED JUST DON'T HURT ME!
Italy annexes Eritrea, Djibouti and Ethiopia
Somalia
YARRRR! So ye think ye can just rule the mighty Horn of Africa, ay? Europoor?
Italy
You are not the one to be calling countries poor.
Somalia
That be true, me hartie, but what isn't true is you taking Somalia!
Somaliland Rebels
We've already sided with Italy, maybe life will be better under Italian rule we'll never know.
Somalia
WHAT? Whatever.. take me land, for I rule the seas and I don't need pathetic desert anyway! Stupid spaghetti slurpers.. me will be back!
Italy
EASY!
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Philippines
You again. Seaman do you have my back?
Vietnam
Not really, China is shredding through me, guerrilla warfare has not stopped them as they're just blowing everything up. I don't know how much longer I can last.
Philippines
Malaysia?
Malaysia
I'm not going so well, in Sarawak at least. Thailand, take what's left of me. Dies
Thailand
Neat.
Indonesia
Mark my words Thai boy that land won't last long!
Brunei
I SURRENDER!
Indonesia
I didn't even do anything.
Brunei
Well I'm not going to win am I?
Philippines
Well then, it's just me against you.
Spain
Well, not really.
Korea
I realised that I've done Jack-shit since I've been unified, so I'm coming to help Spain
Japan
Me too.
Philippines
FUCK.
YOU ARE READING
Very Realistic AFOTW 2
RandomI never finished the first one mocking AFOTW So here I go again because I'm bored
