Very Realistic AFOTW 2

Spain Without the S

Germany
Hey Spain?

Spain
What.

Germany
Considering I kicked France out- I mean France left, I want YOU to replace them in the spot of important EU members.

Spain
Oh ok.

Germany
So you can make important decisions! But just have it be known that my vote counts as two so we're never on opposite ends!

Spain
Well that doesn't sound very fair-

Germany
Do you want to end up like France?

Spain
No...

Germany
Well that's good! Now, the first thing I want you to do is-

Catalonia
We've had it with you Spain! We want freedom!

Spain
Oh no you don't! You're my only source of income!

Basque
I'm also wanting independence!

Portugal
And I'm leaving the EU to follow in the footsteps of my BFFAAL Britain! Also so I can help Catalonia!

Spain
What the FUCK?

Portugal
They promised me Galicia ok?

Spain
Wow... you've betrayed me brother... at least I have Germany, Germany can you help me?

Germany
Sorry Spain no can do.. I don't want this escalating into a huge war (yet).

Spain
WHAT? Oh come on, USA! We're all in NATO here surely this is breaking rules!

USA
Look... I'm disbanding NATO.. I can't be bothered looking after puny little Europoors all day long.. It's too much effort, ESPECIALLY in the balkans, not to mention that I'm ALWAYS at war and I STILL have to take care of all of you-

France
That's fine you're done now.

USA
Oh ok so anyway I can't help.

Spain
YOU MOTHERFUCKER! That's it, guess I'm going to have to do this all by myself!

Catalonia
We're tearing through you!

Basque
We already have Madrid in sight!

Portugal
I'm sorry it has to be this way, brother... but look I get a cool name if we win, I mean, PORTUGALICIA?? That's crazy cool!

Spain
FUCK you Portugal.

Catalonia
Oh by the way, I'm going to take Valencia and the Balearic Islands off of you, they do have a lot of Catalan speaking people there!

Spain
OH COME ON! That's both Ibiza AND Benidorm you're taking off me! Please let me keep ONE I'm really struggling here!

Catalonia
Hmm... NAH! I've been wanting independence for so long I think you deserve this.

Spain
FUCK YOU.

Canary Islands
Spain we want independence.

Spain
NO... NO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING. NOT YOU, PLEASE STAY WITH ME, STAY WITH ME- ruh roh I don't feel so good

Basque Country
That's because we have Madrid you dumbass.

Spain
You putas! I surrender...

Catalonia
Woo-hoo what a victory!

Treaty of Madickhead

Article I - Catalonia will gain independence, Valencia and the Balearic Islands will be apart of the Country

Article II - Basque Country will gain independence

Article III - Galicia will join Portugal and Portugal will be renamed Portugalicia

Article IV - The Canary Islands will become independent.

Article V - Spain will pay for war preparations and suffer crippling debt forever

Signed by Sad Spain, Catalonia, Basque Country, Portugalicia, Canary Islands

Spain
GERMANY WHY DIDN'T YOU HELP?

Germany
I'm sorry I've been really struggling with... stuff.