Very Realistic AFOTW 2

The Turning Point

Fourth Reich
Zis ist nothing but a small obstacle, we'll knock these commonwealths out the park and turn them into cummonwealth! The only thing they're doing is delaying my invasion of Britain..

Ireland
Hey German lad, little help here?

Ulster Rebels
We're British! 23+9=2!

Ireland
See, the whole of Ulster is wanting to be British it's so unfair! And look at how unoriginal they are mocking my 26+6=1! Unbelievable!

Fourth Reich
Ok ja I'm coming... just give me a few days-

Russia
You mean months.

Fourth Reich
Russia, are you sure you want to switch sides? This is not a war you can win.

Russia
I don't think so, I believe cock can overCUM you, hahahahaha. Anyway, FUCK you Germany, you've took so much land from me, it's time I get my revenge.

Fourth Reich
Visegrad, unite with me, we need to match Russia's strength by being one. That way we organise better, or something like that idrc. It's just so myself can border Russia that's not at Norway.

Visegrad
Of course, Germany! You've done so much for me!

Visegrad and The Fourth Reich unite

Fourth Reich
Alright, Russia, time to die.

Russia
Whatever you say.

Finland
I want Karelia back. And also Germany's paying me a lot for this so that's why I'm going to war against you.

Russia
Finland just be smart next time.

Fourth Reich
My lands in Norway and Sweden have got you covered Finland, whilst you cover the northern front I'm attacking from the west!

Serbia
I can create a distraction for Russia...

Serbia invades German Hungary

Fourth Reich
ACH! Italy, can you invade Serbia?

Italy
I'm still trying to get Malta, it's not fair when they're on an island!

Fourth Reich
Tell me about it... Macedonia?

Macedonia
Ok!

Serbia
Shit I forgot about them, oh well.

Greek Rebels
You're not going to get Serbia that easily!

Macedonia
Ottoman, can you get on top of that?

Ottoman Empire
I have my own problems, it's so unfair when they're on an island!

Cyprus
Hurry up fatty! I've been waiting for ages!

Ottoman Empire
You're making me upset, stop!

Macedonia
Guess I'll just have to massacre them.. oh well

Greek Rebels
WOAH WOAH WOAH WE'LL STOP

Macedonia
Very well- HANG ON

Serbia
Thanks for the distraction my Greek brothers! I've got Skopje!

Macedonia
That was quick..

Serbia
Well whilst you were trying to put down the rebellion I just had to.. walk, it's not that far.

Macedonia
N-no.. I can't surrender! I still have so much land!

Serbia
I mean, not really, you have part of Greece and Lebanon, you've been cheated out of land, compare you now to the height of the Macedonian (which was Greek) empire.

Macedonia
I don't know what to do... other than...

Serbia
Say it...

Macedonia
I surrender.

Serbia
Boom!

Britain
Nice one lad.

Serbia
It was easy tbh

Macedonia
Fuck off

Treaty of Skopped je out of the war

Article I - The Greek Lands owned by Macedonia will become Greece again, and they'll join cock

Article II - Lebanon will become independent and join cock

Article III - Serbia will annex Macedonia

Greece
It's good to be back!

Serbia
I am so happy to see you!

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Italy
Germany, what do we do?

Fourth Reich
Relax, Italy. Macedonia was weak, the Balkans belong to the ottomans anyway. No more of us will surrender.

Italy
You better not of jinxed us!