Ottoman Empire
The mighty ottomans 🐺 have not done much in a while, Macedon 🇬🇷 I mean 🇲🇰 whoops, I think it's time we invade into the Middle East. You land in Lebanon, I'll take Syria, Iraq, Saudi Arabia, Israel, Palestine and Egypt. Sound fair?
Macedonia
What? No-
Ottoman Empire
Don't make me say Alexander was Gr*ek
Macedonia
Fine then ottoman 🪳 I'll agree to what you think...
Ottoman Empire
Give me your lands, cretins.
Iraq
Iran! Do something!
Iran
Like invade from the east?
Iraq
Ass!
Iran
What? We hate each other!
Iraq
And you also hate Macedonia!
Iran
That was thousands of years ago! Also time for a quick name change...
Persia
MWA HAH HAH PERSIA IS BACK! 🦁
Iraq
The Persian lion isn't though
Persia
You're dying for that
Iraq
I know...
Syria
Goodbye brother!
Iraq
I'm surprised we survived through all of the extremist groups, I reckon we had an alright run.
Meanwhile
Israel
Can't believe I'm on your fucking side, it's such a pity I have to die with you.
Palestine
You're not dying with me if you aren't real, keep your mouth shut and it'll all be over soon.
Israel
Silence boy, I could snap you easily right now but there's a much bigger problem, make your last seconds alive admitting how superior I am to you, for you know it to be true.
Ottoman Empire
Hate to spoil this little errr dispute here.. but it's on rightful ottoman land so errrr... get out.
Jordan
Dude back off
Ottoman Empire
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Jordan
It's not funny.. IT'S NOT FUNNY!
Saudi Arabia
Cockroach, shut your trap
Ottoman Empire
Oh no a Saudi! I'm so scared! Whatever am I going to do- DIE!
Persia
Prepare yourself Saudi!
Meanwhile
Macedonia
Nice little country you have..
Lebanon
Thanks
Macedonia
Can I just like.. take it? I'm better than the other two I promise.
Lebanon
I'm getting annexed one way or another why not.
Macedonia
Thanks, just remember, Alexander was a true Monkeydonian!
Lebanon
Ok.
Macedonia
Welcome to the empire!
Back to the fighting...
Palestine
JORDAN!
Israel
HAHAHAHA! Ohhh that's hilarious... they joined the war AFTER us and still lost before we did!
Palestine
SHUT UP! Stop trying to make me fight you because I'm going to if you don't stop talking!
Saudi Arabia
Come help me if you want to live you dawdlers!
Qatar
Saudi I'm going to invade you because you tried to make me an island that one time.
Saudi Arabia
Are you going to force your slaves to be soldiers?
Qatar
IT'S EFFECTIVE! Watch!
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Saudi Arabia
Oh shit it is.. you two are on your own I have to move down south.
Jabal Shammar
WE STAND WITH CUM! FREE US FROM THE TYRANNICAL WRATH OF SAUDI ARABIA!
Saudi Arabia
Oh for FUCKS sake.
Israel and Palestine
WE SURRENDER!
Israel
You said it first
Palestine
No YOU did.
Egypt
Holy shit..
Ottoman Empire
Time to invade you Egypt...
Leubya
Not looking good for you now, is it?
Egypt
OF COURSE IT'S FUCKING NOT LEUBYA! I HAVE SUDAN TO THE SOUTH, MACEDONIA TO THE NORTH, YOU TO THE WEST AND THE OTTOMANS TO THE EAST I'M FUCKING SURROUNDED!
Italy
Guys I'm sending in soldiers I have nothing better to do.
Egypt
FUCK you Italy.
Morocco
You guys win.
Spain
Give us a high five Algeria!
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