Philippines
Take what you want.. dirty coloniser.
Spain
Muchos gracias, ah? Don't act so upset. Fascism isn't so bad!
Philippines
Ohhh no....
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Kanada
America just give up!
USA
NEVER! I REFUSE TO LET THIS BEAUTIFUL COUNTRY COLLAPSE!
Cuba
Alright let's get this over with declares war on USA
USA
PAH! What are you gonna do?
Cuba
Invade Puerto Rico.
USA
Fair enough.
CSA
And that's officially all of D.C. under my control, YIPPEE! This is just gosh darn tootin comin' up confederacy!
Kanada
I've took all of Cascadia
Mexico
I've had what I've wanted for ages.
Kanada
CSA, keep pushing, he's not going to surrender unless we don't.
USA
PSHH! I'll just nuke ya!
China
We have all of the nuclear Arsenal, we have me, Russia, North Korea and Pakistan all on our side and have control of France, Israel and India, don't make us completely erase you from the earth.
Britain
Don't have me yet though do you wankers?
Fourth Reich
Silence, Brit, you're for last.
USA
Well fuck. What can I possibly do now?
Kanada
Surrender.
USA
No, I cayunt, not like this.
China
Do it you pig.
Japan
Or we'll just Hiroshima and Nagasaki your New York City and... shit all of your other important cities have been occupied.
USA
Well then, UK, Australia, Taiwan-
Thailand
It's THAILAND!
USA
Whatever.... Brazil, New Zealand, Egypt-
Egypt
I'm deciding I'm surrendering as well. No way I can beat forces completely surrounding me.
USA
That's like me! Anyway, back to listing the countries Chad, Brazil, South Sudan-
South Sudan
I've surrendered as well, Italy has invaded me from the east and Sudan from the north .
USA
Oh for fucks sake! ANYWAY... every other country that still remains fighting for COCK, I'm sorry, for you're now going to lose the war, as the mighty United States of America, has fallen... can we please all sing the national anthem of- dies
Kanada
I did you all a favour, now, let's get that treaty signed
Treaty of Poo York
Article I - The Confederate States of America (CSA) will gain its independence from the USA, it's territory will include Texas, Oklahoma, Georgia, Alabama, Florida, North and South Carolina, West Virginia, Virginia, Maryland, Washington D.C. Tennessee, Kentucky, Louisiana and Arkansas.
Article II - Russia will Annex Alaska
Article III - Kanada will annex Oregon, Idaho and Washington
Article IV - Mexico will annex Arizona, California, Nevada, Utah, Wyoming and New Mexico
Article V - Japan will annex Hawaii
Article VI - The rest of the US will be under CUM occupation
Fourth Reich
Now.. time to deal with ze Africans down south.
South Africa
Bite me!
Indonesia
Australia, prepare yourself
Australia
You ready, Kiwi?
New Zealand
I'm scared!
Australia
Help or you'll die too! Stop being a cunt!
New Zealand
Ok...
Papua New Guinea
I'm done!
Indonesia
Good.
Peruvian-Bolivar Puppet State
I surrender Brazil! Well, my existence didn't last long.
Suriname
That's it Brazil! You've been terrorising South America for too long! Come on, alliance that we never figured out a name for, attack!
French Guiana
I can't.
Suriname
Why?
French Guiana
Germany annexed me when they realised France still owned me.
Suriname
Oh well at least they're on our side. Come on Guyana!
Guyana
Alright.
YOU ARE READING
Very Realistic AFOTW 2
RandomI never finished the first one mocking AFOTW So here I go again because I'm bored
