Fourth Reich
For fucks sake Iceland! Just be obedient! I own you now so do as I say.
Iceland
NO!
Fourth Reich
Useless! You're the reason I can't invade britain and you're going to pay for that! In the meantime... I need new frontiers. TURKEY!
Turkey
Yeah?
Fourth Reich
Invade Greece for me, Britain will want to be the 'good' guy and help them like in WW2. Macedonia will help you.
Turkey
Ok nice... very nice... hey Greece. You still haven't payed back your debts 🤜
Greece
FOR FUCKS SAKE!
Britain
Welcome to the cock alliance Greece.
Greece
Oh ok that's not that bad.
Macedonia
Look who's coming from up north!
Greece
I thought we agreed you were NORTH Macedonia.
Macedonia
Well very soon I will be the only Macedonia... so...
Greece
Serbia can you get on them?
Serbia
Well sure-
Russia
Serbia, can you do your best friend Russia a favour?
Serbia
Uhhh ok?
Russia
You know how I was there for you in WW1? When you really needed me?
Serbia
Yeah?
Russia
Well I really need you to not join COCK. I'm allies with the Reich. WE'RE allies of the Reich. And if you go to war I'll end many years of friendship between us two and go to war.
Serbia
..sorry Greece.
Greece
That's fine- OW!
Ottoman Empire
AWOOOO! The ottoman hath risen, peasant. Surrender your forces to the great ottomans and the also great but not as great Macedonians. AWOOOOO!
Greece
Bitch.
Britain
Sorry Greece.
Greece
I can't blame you to be honest. Fine, Turkey, I surrender, annex me.
Ottoman Empire
Sure, but it's not Turkey. IT'S THE OTTOMAN EMPIRE
Greece
I gathered that I just never want to call you that annexed
Ottoman Empire
Good job macedon, let's split this land now.
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Fourth Reich
Hallo, everyone.
Romania
H-hi... Fourth Reich
Fourth Reich
SILENCE! I have not given you permission to speak. Anyway, the alliance for partakers in the war is now known as CUM, the Countries United Militaries. Now, what I want is these countries to unite with the Ottoman Empire. Got it?
Bulgaria
Please, I'd like to stay independent-
Fourth Reich
SILENCE! Join them or be taken in by force.
Bulgaria
..fine.
Russia
Germany, I'm not letting Serbia be annexed.
Fourth Reich
WHAT? Why- never mind we'll leave it
Romania
It's fine by me, with what you're doing, Germany...
Fourth Reich
Great, Visegrad will annex your Hungarian parts and the ottomans will take the rest! Sorted!
Ottoman Empire
The Wolf has risen again 🐺 AWOOOOOO! The Middle East isn't ready! But first, the Caucasus!
Fourth Reich
Visegrad, I think it's time you pay me back. Declare war on Britain. NOW.
Visegrad
Of course!
Fourth Reich
And that's all!
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Ottoman Empire
Join me, Azerbaijan
Azerbaijan
Of course ottoman! I love you I love you I love you I love you.
Ottoman Empire
Good. Now, Russia, I know we haven't gotten on well in the past, BUT. I would like to propose a split of Georgia, you get South Ossetia and Abkhazia and I get the rest, deal?
Russia
Yes... I like that...
Ottoman Empire
GOOD! The bear and the Wolf come together AWOOOOOOO! Gimme a bear growl!
Russia
N-no.
Ottoman Empire
Fine then.. AWOOOOO
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Very Realistic AFOTW 2
RandomI never finished the first one mocking AFOTW So here I go again because I'm bored
