Very Realistic AFOTW 2

The Americas are covered in Cum 🥛

Suriname
Free Amazonas Brazil!

Brazil
Hue hue hue pathetic Dutch clone! This is not your war to fight in, bugger off!

Suriname
Oh but it is, I want you to stop terrorising South American nations, it's just not fair!

Brazil
Look, I'm not the bad guy, I just want to be numero Uno. You understand that, right? We don't speak Spanish, the rest do. It's hard speaking Portuguese.. they just call it Spanish for Brazilians...

Suriname
???

Brazil
Join me, we can get them to understand us!

Suriname
Ive already declared war, it's too late.

Guyana
Yeah I've been invading you during this

Brazil
Oh shit.

Peru
I'm glad we're free! Thanks Brazil!

Bolivia
Yeah! You really are numero uno!

Brazil
Thank you! Just understand that Portuguese speakers matter too!

Peru
..fine.

Bolivia
Of course Brazil!

Guyana
Suriname, are we the baddies?

Suriname
Yeah...... but we can't just switch sides! Look who's next to me!

Fourth Reich
Guten tag!

Guyana
..just keep fighting, Brazil will eventually push us back and we'll just surrender.

Suriname
Sounds good.

Fourth Reich
Try harder guys! I have other problems in Africa I have to deal with now, toodles!

Guyana
How motivational...

La Plata
Brazil, I have Brasilia

Brazil
How's that happened then.

La Plata
I've finally took what's rightfully mine! Los Malvinas welcome to Argentina- I mean la plata. also, annexes Paraguay

Brazil
Well then.. I guess in the end no one went to Brazil, and no one will go to Brazil ever again... NO, NO, this can't be happening!

Suriname
Poor guy.

Guyana
At least we're on the winning side.

Brazil
Is there anybody who can help me? ANYONE?......

Britain
Sorry fella I've got my own problems.

South Africa
So have I, they've just 'liberated' Botswana! ESwatini will be taken from me next... and then Namibia.. and then Lesotho and then-

Brazil
Shut up... it's time for your mourning phase, Brasil Numero Uno has officially surrendered.

Peru and Bolivia
Us too!

South America is now officially covered in come

Treaty of Sad 😞 Paulo

Article I - La Plata will annex Brazilian Paraguay and Uruguay

Article II - The Amazonas will be freed

Article III - Gran Colombia will annex northern Brazil

Article IV - The Peruvian-Bolivar puppet state is revived

Signed - Brazil, La Plata, Suriname, Guyana, Amazonas, Gran Colombia, Peru, Bolivia

Cuba
I have now conquered the Caribbean, now we only need to cum in Central America to have officially conquered the Americas-

Spain, Mexico and Gran Colombia
Done!

Cuba
Oh alright then

Britain
Holy fuck how do we win this now

Thailand
I SURRENDER!

Australia
Fucks sake.