Very Realistic AFOTW 2

🇬🇧 Well, Well, Well 🇩🇪

Fourth Reich
Well, well, well.

Britain
I have to say, I'm impressed.

Fourth Reich
You know what they say, third times the charm!.. in world wars that is, clearly didn't work with Reichs. Do you think fourth times the charm still has a good ring to it- I'm getting off track.

Britain
I'm surprised a cretin like you didn't decide to be a wanker and nuke everyone.

Fourth Reich
Well of course not! Rightful German land shouldn't be destroyed!

Britain
Ok twat... so are you going to invade me now or what?

Fourth Reich
Yep, I'm gathering Spanish, Irish, Italian, Visegradien.. if that's how you'd call them and of course German troops to travel to the channel, it's going to be an invasion like no other, and then me and Vichy France will party like it's 1066! That's right, France.

Britain
I heard you say Vichy I know it's not the real France

Fourth Reich
How dare you, Brit! I spit at you, for I know Vichy France is the real France!

Britain
Germany, how've you managed to do all of this?

Fourth Reich
It's simple really, Fascism.

Britain
Who Tf thought it was a good idea to bring that back how did your people let you do that? And why?

Fourth Reich
Simple, I just killed everyone off who didn't agree with me! Nobody knows that yet, though. And  for the other question, Ich wanted to unify Europe under German rule.. but it got to my head. I remembered how close I was to conquering the world last time around, I have a healthy friendship with China, why not make it stronger? I held meetings with Italy and Japan, we both wanted to restore our old glory! You pesky Anglos have took everything from me... so I turned everyone against you. Any further questions?

Britain
Why are you such a cunt?

Fourth Reich
You'll regret those words ever coming out of your mouth, Brit.

Britain
I'm not going to win,  I can just say whatever I want to your pfefforpothast scranning cum face because there's no reason why I shouldn't.

Fourth Reich
Very well then... my invasion of you begins soon, best prepare yourself.

Britain
Whatever, fuck off.

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Britain
Oh shit.

Kenya
Hey Britain, are you alright?

Britain
Not really, Kenya, it's the end of my nation as I know it. God knows what's going to happen to me... England under German rule.. the Irish stepping foot onto anywhere in Great Britain that's not Liverpool really makes me shudder.. they really like Liverpool I don't know why.

Kenya
Well, you can always count on the commonwealth to help you out! There's still many of us that aren't involved in the war!

Britain
What's the point, I'm sorry, but there's no way we're winning, no matter who joins my side. Your people are going to die for nothing please don't try it.

Kenya
Whatever happened to the never surrender Britain? We're willing to help, just call for us and we will try our best! It's for the greater good, we all know now evil cum is, we want to help you!

Britain
Ok then, we may as well try. Commonwealth, are you ready to help me?

Commonwealth
We aren't going to win but at least we're the good guys!

The remaining commonwealth members joins Britain, those countries being: The Gambia, Ghana, Kenya, Mauritius, Nigeria, Malawi, Sierra Leone, Uganda, Zambia, Singapore, Sri Lanka, The Maldives, Malta, Cyprus, Fiji, Kiribati, Samoa, Solomon Islands, Tonga, Tuvalu and Vanuatu

Italy
Malta, you're going to regret joining them, in fact I'm invading you right now.

Malta
Oh no...

Fourth Reich
Italy, I kind of need you to help me invade Britain.

Ottoman Empire
Cyprus, you shouldn't be doing that.

Cyprus
Come and get me!

Fourth Reich
I need you to help me invade- FUCKING COMMONWEALTH!

Britain
I get it now!