Ok now its the actual world war

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Leubya
Nows my chance to just..

Chad
You don't want a repeat of the Cold War, do you?

USA
Bro get off of Chad! And China this is the last straw broski no cap!

USA declares war on CUM

Australia
Finally ya fucking pussy.

Fourth Reich
Russia get on that please I have other problems..

Russia
Sure, Belarus join me

Belarus
Yes.

Russia annexes Belarus

Russia
All of the stans I used to own join CUM

Kazakhstan
Ok I'll make sure they do.

Canada
Hey buddies this is looking quite unfair

Canada declares war

Ottoman Empire
Hey Egypt! Look out!

Leubya and Ottoman joint invasion of Egypt

Egypt
Shit!

Britain
I'll help

Sudan
And I'll make this invasion quicker. Give me my pyramids and the CORRECT border!

Ottoman Empire
Umm yeah sure you're getting that...

Sudan
Good!

South Sudan
It's a shame that's not actually going to happen is it?

Chad
I know, it's so sad.

Algeria
Sheesh.. should we do something? North Africa is going up in flames.

Morocco
I think we put our differences aside just for this once and stay neutral-

Western Sahara
Nuh-uh.

Morocco
FUCK! Egypt help!

Egypt
You think I can help you right now? The Arab league has done nothing to help me in the situation I'm in right now! It's disbanded!

Algeria
There it is.

Morocco
Fair enough Egypt.

Algeria invades Morocco

Morocco
OH COME ON! I ask for us to put out differences aside just this once and this is what you do?

Italy invades Tunisia

Italy
Easy peasy! Rome is-a being restored! Next on the to-do list...

Italy
Croatia and Slovenia, you know you must-a join me... as fellow EU members... or you know I'll take you by force.

Croatia and Slovenia
Yes Italy...

Albania
Serbia, I'm getting really scared right now, can we just put our differences aside for once and team up?

Serbia
Come on Albania, that's just TOO unrealistic.

Albania
HAHA you're right- HELP ME.

Italy
Mamma Mia! I think I stepped in a-something! Must've been Albania!

Serbia
Italy, you're not going to do this.

Italy
Oh but I am invades Bosnia

Serbia
Russia..?

Russia
Come on Italy, no.

Italy
At least have him join our side.

Russia
It's very clear they're staying neutral

Italy
..fine... (he doesn't know what's coming)

Meanwhile in South America

La Plata
I now think it's my chance to just..  invades falklands these are mine!

Bolivia
And it's also my coastline!

La Plata
Oh fuck I forgot about you. Cum help me out.

China
We will soon I have to deal with India and the whole of Oceania... INDONESIA CAN YOU JOIN ALREADY?

Indonesia
ALRIGHT ok... invades Malaysia, Timor-Leste and Papua New Guinea happy?

China
Great that'll keep them distracted...

Peru
Don't worry Bolivia I'm coming to help you.

Britain
Lads join COCK I need to keep the Falklands to piss of Argentinians.

Bolivia
Ok.

Peru
Sure

La Plata
FUCK! Now what?

USA
I'm going to roll down to South America to end the war there.

La Plata
Fuck...

Canada
Haha roll because you're fat

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