Very Realistic AFOTW 2

I See a Problem In the Sea

Spain
Germany you better help me get Catalonia back!

Germany
Yes.... Yes I will....

In South-East Asia

Vietnam
What the FUCK?

China
What happened?

Vietnam
The FUCK your mean what happened? I saw you sink one of my ships!

China
Pfff I would NEVER do that to a fellow communist nation!

Vietnam
Is that really your excuse?

China
Alright listen I thought it was a good excuse at the time... it WON'T happen again, pinky promise!

Vietnam
Yeah right, I'm onto you China!

Secret meeting

Vietnam
Thank you all for coming...

Malaysia 
Is this about China?

Vietnam
Yeah, how'd you know?

Malaysia
It's very obvious as to why you want to call this meeting, what else would it be about?

Vietnam
Oh.. well anyway I want everyone to hear me out on this idea... we need to form an alliance against China.

Philippines
Wow really?

Vietnam
SHUT UP GUYS YOU'RE MAKING ME UPSET. Can you just hear me out on this?

Philippines
Ok ok sure.

Vietnam
I want to make a defensive pact to protect us in the South China Sea- why is it called that?

Brunei
Isn't this alliance basically ASEAN?

Vietnam
NO? It doesn't have as many members and it's not the same purpose it's just near enough the same members in the same area protecting each other... oh ok fine it's a little like ASEAN.. but you're only a tiny nation! I'll protect you!

Taiwan
There is only 5 of us here.. where is Indonesia?

Vietnam
I do NOT trust Indonesia, so it's also why I'm making this alliance not only to protect us from China but also Indonesia!

Malaysia
Oh nice I'm in!

Philippines
Oh ok then I'll join.

Brunei
I guess I'll join, what should we call the alliance though?

Vietnam
We call it.. SEAMEN, South-East Asian Members Ending Nations

Brunei
It's... perfect

Vietnam
Thank you , thank you! I'll see you all in the next official SEAMEN Meeting!

In China

China
Hello... Taiwan, care to tell me your daily outings of a NON-country?

Taiwan
W-well firstly-

China
Tell me EVERYTHING, because you won't get away with lying, BELIEVE me.

Taiwan
I-i... went to a meeting about an alliance against you.. and Indonesia..

China
You're an easy one to crack Taiwan! You loser! Right, I'm off to get Indonesia to join MY alliance!

Taiwan
What alliance is that?

China
You don't get to know because you don't exist.

Taiwan
Oh...

China meeting

Germany
Welcome Indonesia...

Indonesia
What the FUCK?

China
We'll explain later.