Very Realistic AFOTW 2

Idk a title for this one

Australia
Crikey! How am I losing this?

China
Just look around you, Australia.

Australia
I see New Zealand fighting Indonesia... Tasmania fighting- TASMANIA? What does that inbred cunt want from me?

Tasmania
Stop bullying me! Just because I'm not apart of the main land does NOT mean I should be treated differently, the time has come for a revolution! And with me on their side, we're ever so close to Canberra, count your days.

Australia
Listen mate I don't know how your people are going to attack me when they can't even walk properly with how inbred they are.

Tasmania
FUCK you, Australia!

Japan
Hello, New Zealand

New Zealand
Tf?

Japan
Well you're an island nation so I thought I'd invade you, wanna give up? You're not going to last too long anyway.

New Zealand
..yeah

Australia
WHAT THE FUCK KIWI? Are you not going to put up a fight?... wait... oh yeah you're a bloody suck up to China I remember now.

Tasmania
This is just so glorious! Australians will no longer bully us Tasmanians for being who we are.

Australia
..I can't believe this is fucking happening, fine, you win.

Indonesia
Great!

Papua New Guinea
I don't think I've surrendered yet so just to say I have.

Indonesia
..ok.

Treaty of Cantbearra to see this happen 😢

Article I - Japan annexes New Zealand

Article II - Indonesia Annexes Papua New Guinea, Northern Territory and Queensland

Article III - Tasmania becomes independent

Article IV - The rest of Australia will become a Chinese puppet state

Signed by everyone involved cbb typing all of their names in

Fourth Reich
Russia, can you do me a favour?

Russia
What now?

Fourth Reich
Well, if I want the Turkic Union and the Ottoman Empire to unite, I'm going to have to have them be attached to each other, otherwise, you know, it looks ugly.

Russia
Wtf you want to take more land away from me?

Fourth Reich
Yep, I mean, what are you going to do about it? Those lands are Turkic anyway they aren't yours, now, give him them or suffer the consequences.

Russia
THIS IS THE FINAL TIME YOU'LL BE DOING THIS TO ME GERMANY, MARK MY WORDS!

Fourth Reich
Yeah whatever, ottoman! You ready to unite?

Ottoman Empire
Yes! Come on Turkic Union, together we will rule the whole of... Central Asia

Fourth Reich
Good boy. So here's your Russian lands, and, Afghanistan, are you uniting with Persia or the ottomans- forget it we'll just split you.

Persia
Thanks Germany!

Fourth Reich
Think nothing of it.

Afghanistan
Wtf I never agreed to this- dies

Persia
I feel, POWERFUL.

Fourth Reich
Very good Persia enjoy the land.

Ottoman Empire
I'm huge! I'm way bigger than what I was at my largest extent!

Fourth Reich
Very well then, now if you'll excuse me, I have other business to attend to...