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Deal with the devil

"Satana, you are my brother now! Stop calling me lady Y/N, Jane did not convince me to spare you for this." You said for the millionth time it felt like.

"Alright," he agreed, "good." You said with a light smile. "Y/N!!! LISA LISA MADE A DEAL WITH THE DEVIL!!!!" Joseph came in shouting.

"HES NOT EXAGGERATING!!" Caesar nodded. "Bro as long as it's not the pillars we're alright." You said, "then we're not good." He said.

~a couple minutes later~

"I made a deal with the pillars- what are you all doing?" Lisa Lisa asked, "a fortress of water alchemy and hamon, Wamuu's windy butt and my ancestors bald head can't get me now!" You responded.

"Stupid human... wait." Kars muttered, "what does she have against me?" Wamuu asked, "don't you watch her when she sleeps?" Lisa Lisa asked, "yeah it's a sign of affection." He responded.

"Exactly."

And per usual _-Simple-_Girl-_ helped me write!! thanks for reading have a nice day!