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Glimmer: Sabra gives you all your daily nutrients, like zero grams of trans fat and OMG cholesterol!
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Bow: How do you keep your pants up when your performing? It's incredible.
Y/N: *Long silence*
Y/N: Belt.
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Glimmer: I spilled lipstick in your Valentino bag...
Angella: WHA-YOU SPILL-*DONALD DUCK NOISES* LIPSTICK IN MY VALENTINO WHITE BAG!?
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Glimmer: *Turning on the lights, screaming* WAKE UP, SLEEPYHEAD!
Y/N: Ah! What time is it...!?
Adora: Wtf... man...
Glimmer: OOOH-
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Y/N: I am the sand Guardian. Guardian of the sand.
Bow: Poseidon quivers before them!
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Y/N: FUCK OOOFF-
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Adora: I have a banana peel on the ground and I'm gonna see if it's really slippery just like in the cartoons.
Adora: *Slips and falls, spilling water* AAAAAAA-
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Adora: *Drunk, in a filled bathtub, fully clothed* "I'M WASHIN ME AND MY CLOTHES-
Glimmer: She drunk af bruh-
Adora: BITCH, I'm washing me and my clothes-
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Catra: People say I can't do what I love without college.
Also Catra: I don't need a degree to be a clothing hanger-*Puts her head through a hanger, and hooks onto doorknob*
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Adora: What-is that a dog in a car? *Lowers window*
Adora: Ay! AY! Are-Yeah? When'd you learn to drive?
*BORK BORK BORK*
Adora: What!
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Glimmer: Oh no!
Glimmer (Voiceover): And I realized, I left the wantons in.
Bow: *Le gasp* The wanton-
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Y/N: *Turning on radio*
Glimmer: *Pops up with violin*
Adora: *Pops up with keyboard*
Y/N: ...
Y/N: *As Adora and Glimmer play* If you gave me a chance-
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Catra: Welcome back to me screaming. *Inhale* AAAAAAAA-
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Catra: Hey how much you pay for that taco?
Y/N: Ay, yo, you know this kid's got their free taco-*falls, Catra laughing*
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Y/N: *Watches their science class shoot a rocket into the air*
Y/N: Oh damn. *Rocket hits* OW-
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Adora: *Driving as Y/N is eating a yogurt*
Adora: *Suddenly stops then speeds back up, Y/N making gagging noises*
Y/N: Adora! Wha-
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Y/N: You either gotta buckle down and do your work or you'll end up at McDonald's.
Catra: We goin to McDonald's if I don't do my work?
Y/N: No-
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Adora: Betcha I can eat all these Fudge Stripes.
Y/N: Adora, no!
Adora: *Dying*
Y/N: Adora...
Adora: *Still dying*
Y/N: Adora...
Adora: *Rethinking life*
Y/N: Oh no, Adora...
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Catra: Hey, Y/N, you want somethin? *Hands them an empty can*
Y/N: This bitch empty. YEET. *Catra wheezes as can is thrown into the fifth dimension*
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Catra: We love working here. It's just-we have a lot of laughs.
*Not even 2 minutes later*
Catra: FUCK OFF, GLIMMER. I'M NOT GOING TO YOUR FUCKING BABY SHOWER-
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Y/N: *Laughing* Girl, guess what they got. Guess what.
Adora: What?
Y/N: Leefay Saviers *Both start dying*
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Adora: Would you rather kill Y/N or-
Catra: Yes, kill them.
Adora: I didn't say the other-
Catra: I don't need to hear it.
Y/N: ...
Y/N: Feeling a little unsafe-
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Better in White: A Catradora x Reader AU
FanfictionYou just recently made it through freshman year. It's now Sophomore year here at Brightmoon Academy. Everyday was a living hell for you. Bad parents, kids who never quit their bickering, all the worst you could really deal with at a high school. It...
