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[HERE'S A LIL' SOMETHING BEFORE THE NEXT CHAPTER! ENJOY SOME LAUGHS!]
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Catra: Can I help the next guest, please?
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Adora stands in front of the counter.
Y/N and Glimmer are working with Catra, standing beside her, waiting for the order.
Catra: Uh, hello, ma'am. Welcome to Starbucks. What can I get for you?
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Adora (Earraped voice): YEAH CAN I GET A MOTHERFUCKIN' UH-"
Y/N: *Snorts*
Adora: UHHHHH-
Glimmer: *Starts to laugh*
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Adora: UUUUUUHHHHHH-mmm-BÛRGƏR?
Glimmer and Y/N: *In hysterics*
Catra, as Y/N is still laughing: Sir, we don't sell burgers here.
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Adora: WHADŒUMEAN YOU DON'T SELL IT-
Y/N and Glimmer: *Wheezing*
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Catra, trying to keep composure: We sell-we sell paninis and breakfast sandwiches-
Y/N: Oh my cardiac arrest-
Catra: *Chuckles a little*
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Adora: YŒU THINK I KÑØW WHAT A PANINI IS!? *Disintegrates*
Y/N: *Loses it, wheezing out*
Glimmer: *Laughs with them*
Glimmer: Oh my god-
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Y/N: *Unintelligible speech*
Adora: JUST GIVE ME A BŪŘĞER EXTRA CHËÊSE-*Gets bass boosted*
Catra as Y/N pulls a Michael Jackson laugh: No! We don't have burger extra cheese. We have paninis and-
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Adora: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND I ÑÉĖĐ ȚHĪŠ. *Flattens into a pancake*
Catra: No!
Y/N: *Laughing their ass off*
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Catra: Ma'am, I'm going to have to ask you to leave the establishment-
Y/N and Glimmer: *Both dying and half hugging each other as they laugh*
Bow: *Enters*
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Adora: WHÝ AŘÈ ÝØŪ §ŪPPŘĚŚİÑG FŒØD FROM THE PUBLIČ? *Flatlines*
Y/N and Glimmer: *Dying*
Catra: No! Ma'am! We only sell coffee-
Bow, having walked in from being on the kitchen: What in the hell did I walk into?
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Y/N: I'M CRYING-
Glimmer: *Laughing hard*
Catra: Do you want coffee, tea, or something?
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Y/N: I'm crying...
Bow: What happened!? Hold on...
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Bow, as the other two are still laughing: Hold on...
Catra: Can I get you a caramel macchiato?
Adora: YĚÆH I'LŁ HAVĚ Â BUŘĢƏŘ, ĖXŤŘÁ DÌP-*Fades from existence*
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Y/N: *Wheezing*
Catra: Ma'am, this is a STARBUCKS, not a McDonald's...
Adora: PŁĘÆŞË ȚHĚÝ'ŁŁ ŤÆĶÊ MÝ WĪFË ÀWÁÝ IF Ì ĐÓÑȚ ĞIVĒ THEM THIs-*Death*
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Y/N: *Collapsing onto the floor*
Glimmer: *Leaning on Catra as she laughs hysterically*
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Catra: MA'AM, YOU'RE AT THE WRONG STORE!
Catra: YOU WANT A MCDONALD'S, NOT Starbucks... *Starts to laugh*
Glimmer: Why are you buying clothes at the soup store?
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Adora: HËŁŁŐØ?
Y/N and Bow: *Laughing like crazy*
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Catra: HELLO?
Adora: I WØŪLĐ LIKE Á BUŘGÊR-
Y/N and Glimmer: *On the floor dying*
Bow: Oh my gooooood *Laughing*
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Y/N: Okay, now this-GEEEZ...
Catra: WE SELL COFFEE, AND-AND-CONFECTIONARIES HERE. JESUS CHRIST-
Catra: Boss? I g-I need to get the manager.
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Adora, with an echo: CØMPØUND...
Y/N: What... *Dying*
Glimmer and Bow: *In hysterics*
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Better in White: A Catradora x Reader AU
FanfictionYou just recently made it through freshman year. It's now Sophomore year here at Brightmoon Academy. Everyday was a living hell for you. Bad parents, kids who never quit their bickering, all the worst you could really deal with at a high school. It...
