Love of opposite attraction (egon Spengler X OC fanfic)

Gozer

Drove to the building in Central Park where people at cheering for us.

We got our proton packs and gear and went inside and holy fuck there were May stairs.

"Where are we?" Peter asked.

"I looks like we're in the teens somewhere" Ray said.

"When we get to 20 tell me I'm gonna throw up"

"Wow just wow" I said sarcastically.

We went up til we got to 22. Holy fuck we were tired.

"Art Deco very nice" EGON said.

"Where is it?" I asked people.

"At the end of the hall"

We got to danas apartment it was a mess we looked around and I noticed the stairs "where do these stairs go?"

"They go up" peter said as we go to the stairs.

We went up to see Dana and the guy we saw transforming into dogs and goes t what looks like a gate. And the gates open to reveal a woman who's petting the dog.

"It's gozer" I said.

"I thought gozer was a man" Winston said.

"It's whatever it want to be" egon said to him.

"Whatever it is. It's gotta get by us" peter said.

"Right" Ray agreed.

"Go get her Ray"

Ray looked at peter than walks up slowly "gozer the gozarian?"gozer heard as she looked at Ray "good even as a duly designated representative of the city country and state of New York I order you to cease all supernatural activity and return to your place of origin or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension."

"Are you a god?" Gozer asked.

"No" Ray answered.

"Then die!" She used her power to get us away.

"Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god you say 'yes'" Winston said.

"All right" i said "this chick is toast"

We walked to her and got ready "go your stick?" Peter asked.

We all grabbed our proton gun and we all said "holding it"

"Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things down town"

We fired as she jumps over to the other side then disappeared.

"Where'd she go?" I asked.

"It's strange how they just disappeared." Ray said.

"This looks extraordinarily bad" egon said looking at his scan.

Then we heard a rumble as the ground started shaking.

"Sub-creatures. Gozer the gozarian, gozer the destructor.... Volguus sildrohar the traveler has come choose and perish" gozer said.

"What do you mean choose? We don't understand" Ray asked.

"Chose the form of the destructor"

I chuckled "oh I get it oh very cute whatever we think of. If we think of j. Edgar Hoover. J Edgar Hoover will appear and destroy us so empty your heads" I told them "don't think of anything we've only got one shot at this"

"The choice is made the traveler has come"

"Nobody choosed anything" I shout I point at EGON "did you choose anything?"

"No"

"Did you?" I asked Winston.

"My mind is blank"

"I didn't choose anything" Peter said.

"Neither did I" I said.

Then We all looked at Ray who was slowly backing up "I couldn't help it.it just popped in there"

"What?"peter asked "what just poped in there."

"Look" Egon shouts as we looked to see a giant creature coming.

"Oh no!" I said out loud "it's the stay puffy marshmallow man!