90 Day Saioumami Challenge

𝟟 - Magic 💜

Kokichi sighed as his eyes fluttered open, body feeling groggy as he stretched out his arms. An uncomfortable stiffness plagued his joints as he struggled to his feet, staring at the empty bottles on the table in front of them. That's right, those two stayed up drinking after Rantaro's surprise last night. Having only had one drink, Kokichi felt like his usual self when he woke up, but he knew the other two would be in pain and tired.

He glanced over at his boyfriends, sprawled out erratically on the couch, limbs entangled in their slumber. They'd been all over each other the night before, more clingy than Kokichi can be whilst he's sober. Kokichi had stayed out of the situation though since he knew the two would need someone to take care of them the next morning.

Picking up as many empty bottles as possible, Kokichi carried them to the kitchen, throwing them into the bin to clean up the mess. Staring up at the ceiling, a grin crept onto Kokichi's face as an idea flashed through his mind. It's the perfect time for a prank. Snatching a few glasses, the small mischievous male filled them to the brim with tap water, wrapping the openings with clear cellophane and taping it to the cup.

Carefully turning the cup over above the sink, Kokichi noticed no water spilling out of his contraption. Grinning to himself, Kokichi filled as many cups as possible, making little noise so he didn't wake up either Shuichi or Rantaro, lest his prank went to waste. Clambering onto the counter, Kokichi grabbed an entire roll of tape. Turning the cups upside down, Kokichi used as much clear tape as he could to ensure they wouldn't fall from their new homes on the kitchen ceiling. He only had a small reach to hang the cups, so he hoped the others wouldn't pick up on it.

Slipping into the living room, Kokichi noticed his boyfriends still asleep together on the couch. Instead of sprawling out like a cat, the two were now in each other's arms, with Shuichi sleeping on Rantaro's chest. Awe, they're adorable! Taking a quick blackmail photo for later, Kokichi ran to find a pair of gloves that he could wear without looking too suspicious. Time to set up the second prank.

Grabbing a set of magnets, Kokichi rushed to the kitchen. He slipped the positive magnets into his gloves, the flat object hiding sufficiently inside the clothing. Kokichi took more tape and attached the negative magnets around the room, hiding them behind handles. Returning to where his boyfriend's slept, Kokichi crawled on top of Shuichi, smiling as the two below him awoke. "Huh? What are you doing Ko?"

"I can do what I want, thank you very much Shumai," Kokichi pouted. "You two were cuddling and left me out!"

"Ow, inside voice," Rantaro grimaced, removing an arm from Shuichi to hold his head.

"Sorry," Kokichi giggled.

"Can you get off so I can get some water?" Shuichi sighed. Kokichi groaned and jumped off the two.

"What happened to all the-"

"I cleaned up," Kokichi cut off the greenette's question. "You messy bitches." Without further conversation, the two shuffled to the kitchen, Kokichi following behind with a maniacal grin on his face.

"What... The actual fuck?" Shuichi asked, the blue and green-haired men stopping in their tracks as they saw the cups of water attached to the ceiling.

"Kokichi, why and how the fuck?" Rantaro frowned, turning to glare at Kokichi with the same threat of a disappointed mother.

"Me?! Do you really think I could reach the ceiling?!" Kokichi scoffed. His smile was nowhere to be seen as he'd hidden it from his boyfriends. "But it wouldn't be the weirdest thing that happened this morning."

"What do you mean?" Shuichi asked with a frown.

"Well, I don't know what Rantaro put in that dessert last night, but something gave me superpowers. Probably the super fancy restaurant or something," Kokichi shrugged. He acted as if the others knew what he was talking about, keeping as calm and nonchalant as he could. 

"No offence, but that's the dumbest lie I think I've heard from you. Or the second dumbest, the first would be that time you claimed to run a mafia." They shared a chuckle, remembering a few of the outlandish lies Kokichi told without reason.

"I'm telling the truth!" Kokichi gasped, crocodile tears welling up in his eyes. "Why don't you believe me?!"

"Kokichi, superpowers don't exist," Shuichi sighed, pinching the bridge of his nose.

"Yes, they do! Watch this!" Kokichi huffed, marching towards the set of drawers and holding out his hand. He could feel the magnets attracting each other as the drawer slowly slid open. As the two behind him hummed in confusion, Kokichi grinned to himself, knowing he'd succeeded in tricking the groggy men.

"What the fuck?" Shuichi asked again.

"Stop swearing Mister," Kokichi frowned.

Shuichi rolled his eyes with a smirk. "Fuck no." Kokichi gasped and placed a hand over his heart in pretend offence as he closed the drawer behind him.

"Kokichi, how did you do that?" Rantaro asked, staring at the drawer with half-lidded, exhausted eyes.

"I dunno, because of whatever the fuck you spiked my food with," Kokichi chuckled.

"Do it again." Kokichi nodded, obeying the order as he reached his hand out, opening three of the four drawers with ease. How've they not called me out for using magnets? Especially a fucking detective.

"What's going on?" Shuichi asked.

"It's magic! Duh! You know, like Yumeno claims she has! God, she'd be so jealous of me right now!" Kokichi laughed at the thought. The small, red-haired woman always claimed to have mystical abilities, comparing herself to mages and witches from the medieval ages. Everyone knew she was just a skilled magician, but allowed her to live in her dream as it didn't hurt anyone.

Staring at Shuichi and Rantaro's confused frowns, Kokichi couldn't stifle his laughter any longer. He burst out giggling, doubling over as he fell to the ground. "You guys are so stupid!" Crying tears of hysteria, Kokichi took off his gloves, revealing the hidden magnet. Shuichi rolled his eyes and groaned, pinching the bridge of his nose again.

"I swear to fucking God Kokichi. Sometimes you're too much," Shuichi muttered.

"Shut up, you love me!" Kokichi retorted.

"You know I do," Shuichi smiled. He knelt in front of the male and pulled him into a hug, kissing his forehead. Kokichi closed his eyes, enjoying the hug before Shuichi suddenly pulled away, a weight hitting his head.

"The fuck?!" Kokichi shouted, feeling water drip down his hair, seeping into his clothes. He stared up, seeing Rantaro standing on the counter with a skewer in hand. "Oh, you mother fucker. I'm going to kill the both of you!" Shouting, the three laughed as Shuichi and Rantaro ran for their lives.