32- incorrect quotes (not a oneshot)

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Just some incorrect quotes for Snowdrop that I thought were funny. These are not mine.

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Ae-ra: maybe the real treasure was the memories we made along the way.

Yeong-ro: I almost died!

Ae-ra: that was my fondest memory.

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Gang-mu: did you really have to shoot that guy?

Han-na: you weren't there. You didn't hear what he said to me.

Gang-mu: what did he say?

Han-na: 'What are you gonna do, shoot me?'

Gang-mu: ...okay, that's fair.

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Soo-ho: go big or go home!

Soo-hui: I am begging you, oppa. For once in your life, go home. Please. Just this once. Go home.

Soo-ho: I'm going big!

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Cheong-ya: if you were my husband, I'd put poison in your coffee.

Gang-mu: if you were my wife, I'd drink it!

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Bun-ok: call the students, they're not listening to me.

Pi: I'm not their mother.

Bun-ok: just do it.

Pi: okay... everybody, line up and go back to your dorms!

Students: *immediately obeying*

Bun-ok: ...

Pi: no listen, I'm not their mother!

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Gang-mu: Han-na, I need the-

Han-na: *hands him the radio*

Gang-mu: also a-

Han-na: *hands him a pistol*

Gang-mu: ...marry me?

Han-na: I took care of that too, we've been married for three years you idiot

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Bun-ok: I hate you with every inch of my body.

Sang-beom: that's not a lot of inches.

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Eung-cheol: I guess you could say I'm a bit of a chicken magnet.

Gyeok-chan: you mean a chick magnet?

[sounds of distant clucking gets louder]

Eung-cheol: we need to run NOW

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