Been a hot minute but I'm back with some more shitposts
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Yeongro: unnie I have a question.
Hyeryeong: you can ask me anything, Yeongro-ya.
Yeongro: what's a 'dom'?
Hyeryeong:
Hyeryeong: JEONGMIN, YEONGRO HAS A QUESTION—
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Flight attendant: please keep all your small possessions safe and secure during the flight...
Gangmu: *looks over at Hanna*
Hanna: don't you fucking dare—
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Bunok: I can explain...
Sooho: you can?
Bunok: yes, if you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.
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Hanna: Kang Cheongya bought a Chanel jacket with the money you sent her to intercept.
Sooho: what the fuck?
Sooho: she should've bought Dior.
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Eungcheol: hyung I bought this python, what should I name him?
Sooho: you did what—
Gyeokchan, without hesitation: William Snakespeare.
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*loud bang in the dorm*
Hyeryeong: *grabs Yeongro and lifts her over her shoulder* JEONGMIN QUICK, PICK UP THE TINY ONES FIRST THEIR LITTLE LEGS ARE USELESS!
Jeongmin: *already holding a very confused Seolhui in her arms* RIGHT BEHIND YOU!
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Jeongmin: what do we say when we get nervous?
Hyeryeong: my anxiety is chronic, but my ass is iconic.
Jeongmin: nO-
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Seolhui: 12+12 is 24 right?
Hyeryeong: yes.
Yeongro: *flips table* THAT'S FREAKING ROCKET SCIENCE GENIUS RIGHT THERE. HER MIND IS SO CREATIVE, PEASANTS LIKE US CAN'T EVEN RELATE! I'M TALKING SOME AI BRAINPOWER! EINSTEIN IS QUAKING!
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Hanna: *eating really fast*
Yeongro: unnie slow down, you're going to choke.
Gangmu: no she won't.
Hanna: *chokes*
Sooho: *also chokes*
Yeongro: *innocent confused face*
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Hyeryeong: so I have good news and bad news.
Sooho: go on...
Hyeryeong: good news is I read a bedtime story to Yeongro as normal, bad news is it turned out to be a spell and she's a frog now.
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Love is Stronger than Blood (Snowdrop Oneshots)
FanfictionA collection of oneshots mostly with Jang Hanna and Lee Kangmu from the kdrama Snowdrop because they are the best couple from this series and no one can convince me otherwise. Seriously I see a lot of Haesoo and Yeongho and even Bungyeok but NEVER...
