50- incorrect quotes 5 (not a oneshot)

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Double birthday update 😁😁😁

50 parts wow I am really obsessed with this help—

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Mandong: who's your favorite student?

Pi: that's like asking me who my favorite child is-

Mandong: wait, you have children?

Pi: -it's obviously Shin Gyeongja.

Mandong: wait...

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Byungtae: I thought you said you were interesting.

Hyeryeong: *laying down* no, I said I was 'into resting'.

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Hanna: if you punch yourself and it hurts, are you weak or strong?

Seungjun: weak.

Dongjae: strong.

Sangsik: an idiot.

Gyeonghui: you punched yourself, didn't you?

Hanna: ...yes.

I asked my brother this question and he said weak while my cousin said strong 😂

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Geumcheol: *accidentally hits Gyeokchan while training*

Gyeokchan: YOU WANNA FUCKING DIE???

Geumcheol: ...kinda

Gyeokchan: *soft voice* we've been over this hyung.

Geumcheol: I know.

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Jeongmin: what was that noise?

Seolhui: my shirt fell.

Jeongmin: it sounded a lot louder than that.

Seolhui: well I was in it when it fell.

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Yeongro: look at this crab unnie—

Hyeryeong: get that fucking beach spider away from me!

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Seolhui: I accidentally drank Hyeryeong-unnie's coffee, how long do you think I have to live?

Jeongmin: ten.

Seolhui: ten what?

Jeongmin: nine...

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Gyeokchan: what's life without some adrenaline rush, huh?

Eungcheol: YOU JUST KILLED THREE PEOPLE!!!

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[explosion in the distance]

Seungjun: shouldn't we go check that out?

Dongjae: I don't hear any screaming, either we're too late or it's not a big deal.

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Cheongya: nothing is going right...

Sooho: then go left.

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Sooho: *watching the news* some idiot at the aquarium tried to fight a squid today.

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