Yeongro: *wakes up* I'M LATE FOR SCHOOL!
Yeongro: oh wait I graduated already *lays back down*
Yeongro: *bolts up again* I'M THE TEACHER-
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Pi: whoever makes Shin Gyeongja sleep will get twenty dollars
Bunok: *grabs a frying pan* where is she?
Gyeongja: hide me I'm scared...
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Gwangtae: it's not illegal.
Cop: *staring at his open trunk filled with tangerines* but there's so many...
Gwangtae: but it's not illegal *drives away in swag*
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Dongjae: today I was looking for my flashlight using the light from my flashlight.
Seungjun: haha you're a loser.
Seungjun: so where was it?
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Hanna: is four a lot?
Sooho: depends on the context.
Sooho: dollars, no. Murders, yes.
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Gyeonghui: do I have to repeat myself?
Hanna: no, I ignored you just fine the first time.
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Yeongro: where have you been???
Sooho: asleep.
Yeongro: for three years??
Sooho: yes.
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Hyeryeong: yes I looked both ways before crossing the street.
Hyeryeong: I looked both gorgeous and radiant.
Hyeryeong: and then I got hit by a car.
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Gyeokchan: dear math, go buy a calculator and solve your own problems. I am a spy, not a therapist.
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Eungcheol: vampires suck your blood to get vitamin D because they can't go out themselves and get it from the sun. Ever thought about that? No, because you only think of yourself.
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Kangmu: I locked myself out of our house, what should I do?
Hanna: talk to the lock very slowly and calmly.
Kangmu: how is that—
Hanna: because communication is key.
Kangmu: ...
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Ilgeun: *hands Hanna a note*
Hanna: what's this?
Ilgeun: a request for you not to be a bitch today.
Hanna: very funny, request denied.
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[Sooho and Eungcheol sitting in jail]
Sooho: so who should we call?
Eungcheol: I'd call Gyeokchan hyung but I feel safer in jail.
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Love is Stronger than Blood (Snowdrop Oneshots)
FanfictionA collection of oneshots mostly with Jang Hanna and Lee Kangmu from the kdrama Snowdrop because they are the best couple from this series and no one can convince me otherwise. Seriously I see a lot of Haesoo and Yeongho and even Bungyeok but NEVER...
