It Wasn't Meant To Be, A TwilightxBTS Crack!Fic

Friends

"Bella, your hand!" Angela gasped as I struggled to put my tray down. The lunch lady had tried to help but we didn't think further than putting the tray on my forearm. Angela took the tray from me, making more space.

"Thanks."

"What did you?" 

"I punched someone," I said dryly. "It was fun, you see. He tried to kiss me."

Angela frowned. We were still alone at the table. The other hadn't arrived from class yet.

"Was it...Edward?" she whispered. I shook my head and said it was Jacob. Angela leaned back absolutely disgusted.

"What even happened? If you don't mind me asking, of course. If it's too personal or painful, I won't pry."

"He's had a crush on me for a long time and I've always told him no. Ever since Edward came back, he's been acting extra weird."

"But... you're not with him?" Angela's tone rose towards the end, a layer of uncertainty painting her voice. "I mean, you've been around the Cullens a lot but you're not with Edward."

"Now that's the thing," I sighed. "He's acting like I should have options to pick from, as though I wanted to change anything in the first place. I called Alice first after it happened because I felt too embarrassed to go to the hospital, but then Edward showed up and they had a fighting match."

"No way!" we were cowered together. I looked around, hoping no one was around to hear what I was saying.

"And then Guk and my dad had to step in -" 

"- oh God -"

"and Guk took me to the hospital."

"And what did Jungkook say? To them or to you?"

"To them? Not much. My dad did most of the work and I think they may have been afraid of Bam -"

"the dog?"

"Yeah."

"And what did he say to you?"

My heart tugged. I didn't want to say out loud that we had broken up. I didn't want it to sink in. Before I could tell Angela more, Mike and Eric plummed themselves down at our tables loudly. 

"Arizona, I see you're pulling an Eddie there. Do you want a signature?"

"Don't. He'll write something like loser so that we can turn it into lover, or even draw a penis on it," Eric wiggled his eyebrows at Mike. "I see you, Newton. I know what you will do."

Mike scoffed. "We are nearly high school graduates. I shall not stoop so low -"

"Oh he learned a new word," Eric exclaimed. "Clap your hands, everyone - Jeon, is this your doing? Freak tumbling accident?" 

I hadn't seen Jungkook this morning as he had left early. He had tied his hair into a half updo today and his sleeve was in full display. It was like a small art museum, from the microphone to the skeleton hand, to the Chinese symbols he had added recently. The other one looked stark naked in comparison. 

I wasn't sure how he was going to act toward me. Cold? Indifferent? Was he going to announce that we had ended things to the crowd, much to everyone else's happiness? I knew the girls looked at him often. It had never bothered me. They had done it with Edward too. I knew half the school had seen Jungkook half-naked in his swim shorts, but somehow it was different when he was naked with the intention of being naked.

It was then I notice that his shirt wasn't that buttoned up that much and you could see an inkling of his chest.

"Bella defended her honor herself," Jungkook said in a dramatic voice. "I hath no part in this incident, young knight. The culprit shall be executed by guillotine -"