💡🐇 Naughty Thoughts

✓⚤🕴️Bad Naruto Fanfic Idea

Spawned by a comment on IRC, about use of transformation+shadow clone techniques to make fake celebrity porn. Some time early in the chronology, I think (I don't actually know the show that well):

Obviously, transformation porn is seen as kind of squicky; only the worst kind of people would even consider watching something like that.

So when Naruto is caught with a video that clearly didn't come from reality, he makes up some dumb story about how there's a new company in town that can fish around in the dream space and pull out videos of people's fantasies. Because spying on someone else's dream is less icky than making a fake video of them. And he just wanted to know what she thought of him, he wasn't expecting it to be porn.

This doesn't save him from a beating.

But other people start sending requests to this non-existent company, and he has to do his best to fulfil them in order to maintain his story. Thankfully, he can duplicate himself to play as many characters as requested for someone's ideal porno, and he's getting pretty good at transformation now.

Sakura and Ino are competing to complete a collection of videos of Sasuke with every named character. I assume they'll have pretty much the same reaction on completing the collection when they discover the truth.

Shortly, someone (Hinata?) wants to know if they can use the company's mysterious technology to influence dreams. Her erotic dreams never last long, and she's feeling left out when others mention them. But if you can commission a recording of a certain person dreaming about a particular scenario, then could you request your own name to cause yourself to have a certain dream? Of course, not wanting to admit responsibility, she requests a POV video of herself, addressing the viewer as Naruto. So if anyone sees the request, they'll be 100% sure that it's him writing it.

Meanwhile, a few ninja who currently don't have important missions are assigned to track down and eliminate this company, out of fear the dream-watching techniques could be used for political espionage. Thankfully, Naruto lands on the team that's trying to track him down, so he can do his best to stay one step ahead

(Not sure why I chose him, as he's not the best at transformation... except that he's probably the kind of idiot who'd try it)

((and also the most likely to freak out when someone requests videos of him))

(((and as various people figure out the truth, they decide that it's more fun to punish him by making increasingly disturbed requests, to see how far he'll go)))