Contrary to popular belief, I wasn't hungover this morning.
『SPECIAL ABILITY: REVERSE HANGOVER』
the more she drinks, the better she feels in the morning!
I sat boredly on my bed, brushing Tora's fur. Something happened on the other side, and now he's a big, fat tiger.
The naming is a bit on-the-nose, in my opinion.
Twirling my hair, I huffed while kicking my feet off the bed.
"This is so boringggg..." With a whine, I rolled over on my bed, slowly falling back asleep.
When I opened my eyes again, I was... in the sky?
No, this is one of those pesky "visions" again.
Just who the hell am I? Raven Simone?
I peered down with interest, looking at the scene below.
It was the Akatsuki.
Itachi, my baby daddy.
Sasori, my baby girl.
Kakuzu, my sugar daddy.
Deidara, my fwb.
Konan, my baby momma.
Kisame, TEMU Arlong.
Hidan, the wannabe greaser.
Tobi, Obito "I lived, bitch" Uchiha.
And Pain, my submissive and breedable Twitch streamer uwu goth femboy fucktoy.
Almost everybody was so pretty....
Almost.
Sasori was no doubt good-looking, but only when he didn't have that fugly puppet on his back.
Seriously. It looked like Natalie Nunn with shitty posture and fuck-ass cornrows. That haircut was downright DUBIOUS.
I was just about ready to diss on Kisame's sashimi poke bowl looking ass, but Pain started to speak.
It was enough to send my skin crawling, and my eyes flew open.
Staring up at the ceiling, I blinked in shock. "Ehh?"
Tora opened his eyes, sitting up attentively. He nudged my palm with his nose, whining.
"No, bub. I'm ok. It's just that... this plot is coming on way faster than I had time to prepare for. What if I can't save everyone?" My chest tightened at the thought.
He yawned before falling asleep again.
"Mmcht, you suck."
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drinkin' problem ➥ naruto
Fanfiction❝i'm in love when we are smoking that la-la-la-la-la❞ [🥃] everybody needs a little spice in their life, and who better to bring it than her? y/n has been drinking for a long time. will she meet people that'll help her break this bad habit?
