WHAT THE HELL! (hxh x bnha)

EVERY DAMN TIME Ch.10

It was down to the last couple of minutes AGAIN!! and those kids were cutting it close AGAIN!! "I swear those kids are ridiculous. Like taking fashionably late to a whole 'nother level!" Katsuki shouted in rage startling some of the other contestants with his sudden outburst. "Maybe, but we both know they'll make it in time." "yeah, yeah. I know." In the last 2 minutes they finally showed up. "Well" the proctor said looking at his watch, "That's time!! Congrats to everyone that made it! Load up! Time for the FINAL PHASE!!!"

Once on the ship," You can do what you want, but keep an ear out. I'll be having a talk with each one of you before the next tournament." Netero said turning to walk to his office. As he was walking away," I'll be starting with number 44." Hisoka followed him to his office. Once inside both had a seat across from each other, each with their own sadistic smiles. "Say! chairman, when will I get to fight you?" Netero was silent at the question, and Hisoka took the hint not to ask any further. "Now, number 44, which contestant do you want to fight the least, and who do you want to fight the most?" "Well I want to fight number 4 the most! There are a couple people tied for who I least want to fight though. I think I would probably want to fight number 5 the least because he is so emotionless, even when I fight a weak opponent I can have some fun because I can play with them. With him I don't think it would matter if he was weak or strong, he's no fun." He said shrugging. "Alright, thank you. Get number 294 for me will you." "The wanna be ninja? Yeah sure." Hisoka left quite disappointed. Even if he new he wasn't going to get to fight the chairman yet, he still thought they could at least make small talk about the person that peaked both their interests. Guess not.

Once everyone but Shoto and Katsuki had met with Netero the third t last came to get Shoto for his meeting. You can imagine Netero's surprise when not just Shoto showe up but Katsuki as well. "Sorry number 4, you'll have to wait, I called for number 5." "Yeah I know that dipshit, we're going at the same time." He said with a slight snear before tacking "whether you like it or not" to the end. "Very well then tell me who you most want to fight, and who you least want to fight." Katsuki didn't even have to think about who he wanted."I want to fight that poor wanna be ninja the least, and I want to fight Icyhot the most!" "Any reason?" Netero asked wanting him to elaborate. "Well the ninja just seems weak, so a fight with him would be boring. I want to fight the Icyhat bastard because he owes my a real fight, not some half assed one." He said sending a glare Shoto's way. Shoto just looked away whistling not wanting to face Katsuki's wrath. "Fair, what about you Shoto?" He had to think a little longer then Katsuki but finally answered. "As long as they aren't Katsuki I think I'd be fine fighting any one of them." "That's right!! Be afraid!! When I get my rematch you're in for it!!" Shoto shuddered slightly "You won the first time we fought! Why do we have to fight again!?" "BECAUSE I SAID SO!! Also, because that was a fake win" Katsuki said, crossing his arms and pouting like a little kid. "It wasn't fake! You knocked me out!" "Only because you didn't go all out!" Netero cleared his throat to get the boys back on track. "I'm quite impressed with both of you, so I'll give you a heads up. You two won't be fighting very strong opponents during the last phase." "WHAT!! WHY!?!" "I have to agree, why?" "Because I want to guarantee that you become hunters this year." "There's no one here I could possibly lose to, so it wouldn't matter who I fight! Please! I just want to fight a strong opponent! I haven't had a good fight in ages!!" "I'll think about it." The old man said with a hoax smile. "Damn old man! Whatever! C'mon Icyhot we're leaving!" He said grabbing Shoto by the hand and dragging him out of the room. There were quite a few people hanging out in the lobby outside Netero's office who saw Katsuki leaving with Shoto, pissed as could be. They all wondered what had gotten him so upset. Were everyone's questions different? Why was he so mad?

Once the boys made it back to their room, Shoto immediately puched Katsuki in the gut, went behind him, and trapped him in a hug. "Damn *cough, cough* what was that for!! Let me go!!" He yelled flailing, trying to get out of the hug. "Not until you calm down. At this rate you'll trash or break anything you can get your hands on." "I DON'T CARE!! LET ME GO!" "I already told you no, didn't I?" "Like I care what you say" Katsuki said having calmed down quite quickly at the authoritative tone Shoto used. "See not that hard." "Why you! You think your so smug! Come hug me for real! This is a cowards hug!" "I have no problem being a coward, but I don't have any interest in having my spine crushed." Katsuki pouted as much as he could with how strong of a hold Shoto had on him. He just wanted to break something. As he was lost in thought, trying to figure out how to escape, he felt himself being picked up, bridal style. "The hell are you doing?" "Going to sit somewhere more comfortable." Shoto said walking towards the couch. Before sitting down he grabbed the remote turning the T.V. on to a random channel. Turns out he wasn't sitting on the couch, he was laying down, and he took Katsuki with him. So now he was laying on his back with Katsuki laying on his chest. Almost immediately after laying down, Katsuki had nuzzled his face in Shoto's chest before scooting up and nuzzling into the crook of his neck. Shoto just brought a hand up to give him a mini head massage.

Once again the two were interrupted by the ship's intercom. "Would everybody please report to the lobby, the final phase is about to begin!" "EVERY DAMN TIME!!" "Calm down, lets just go and get this over with, I doubt the chairman changed his mind from last time." "UGH! That's even worse!" "Yeah yeah, c'mon you have to get up so I can get up." "Fine, but your going to carry me." "Ok" Shoto tried to hide the happiness in his voice, he didn't know if it worked but whatever. Once he got up he picked Katsuki up, wrapping his legs around his waist, and Katsuki nuzzled his head back into his neck. It was no surprise when they got the glances and stares from the others.

Netero walked into the lobby with his commanding presence "Now that you're all here, the last phase of the exam, is going to be in the form of a tournament." "You're slow old man, we already knew that, get to the catch." You could hear the eye roll in his voice. "Right, well the catch is that there will only be one loser. And you are automatically disqualified if you kill your opponent. But you also can only win if your opponent surrenders, which mean knocking them out will do no good." "Damn old man, you just want to see how we'll react mentally." Netero just shrugged, and the others wondered why or how he came to that conclusion. "Also one thing I forgot to mention is that you only have to win once to move on, it will a tournament of losers per say." They made it to the room they would be fighting in, and saw a big board with the fights on it. "DAMN IT OLD MAN!! I TOLD YOU I WANTE TO FIGHT A STRONG OPPONENT!!" "Oh, now that's to bad isn't it?" "You sadistic old geezer! Whatever."

"Great now that that's settled the first fight will be Gon vs. Honzo!"

A/N: I had planned to include fight scenes in this part, but then realized I don't know how to write fight scenes. That being said I'll try to make the next part almost all fighting after I plan it, and write it out. Thank you for your patience!!