Hobbit and lord of the rings one shots

Kili x reader

Y/n is a dwarf girl with a strong scottish accent but in hobbit terms her accent is like dwalin or gloin's but way stronger gandalf chooses her to go with the company as well as bilbo
Y/n's pov
"Gandalf tell me why im here again" i ask and he looks at me making me sigh "tell me why i am here again" i say softening my accent "oh you my dear dwarf maiden, you are here to meet thorin oakensheild to join his company to reclaim erebor" gandalf says making me sigh "gandalf you know i cannot stand that man so why choose me" i say not bothering to fix my accent again "because you have skills that are needed, your fighting skills are beyond measure and your the only dwarf i know who can bargain with king thranduil" he says and i sigh "i can only bargain with thranduil because he can't understand me" i say and gandalf smiles "we're here anyway" he says nodding towards a group of dwarves up ahead "ah if it isn't mr gandalf" a dwarf with an odd hat says making gandalf nod "gandalf who are these lot he looks like a floppy rabbit with that hat" i say making the dwarf raise an eyebrow "i will have you know lass im quite offended by that, you look like yer smuggling a birds nest on yer head" the one with the hat says making me scoff "at least i have proper braids unlike you pigtails" i say before he glares up at me flicking mud up at me "oh you bugger im gonna beat the crap outta you" i snarl jumping off my pony before gandalf grabs me and the other dwarves grab the one in the hat "enough both of you, y/n you will need to get along with this company and bofur you need to watch that temper that's not like the dwarf i met in the blue mountains many months ago" gandalf scolds making me huff rolling my eyes "y'know gandalf yer becoming a real pain in my ass" i say looking up at the wizard before my head quickly turns to bofur who mutters "what ass" hearing this i lunge at him grabbing his hair and with one tug pulling him to the floor "cheeky bastard" i say smacking him repeatedly until someone pulls me off him "bloody mad woman" bofur says standing up and dusting himself off as two arms hold me still "i will not have my company embarrassing me" a voice says and i sigh "oh for the love of mahal not you" i mutter making him laugh slightly "hello to you too little miss feisty" thorin says making me grumble "put me down uncle-in-law before i kick somewhere ye don't want me to" i say making him tighten his grip so i swing my leg back hitting him square in the junk making him fall forward onto the floor wheezing and gagging "dear mahal, your still an ass" he says slowly standing up "yer still a prick" i say before gandalf bumps me "y/n enough fighting twice is enough for today" he says making me sigh and twirl a strand of my black hair round my finger "whatever" i mumble before gandalf directs us to the door of a small looking house, i stand further back away from bofur and thorin who are both equally as annoyed and annoying "whilst we are here if i hear one of the three of you causing issues i will lock you in a stable until we leave" gandalf says before someone opens the door and all the dwarves fall in the door, thorin and bofur at the bottom "gandalf" a stressed looking hobbit says as all the dwarves pick themselves off the floor and march into his house, "y/n" i hear someone shout making me smile at the sight of my husband running towards me like a excited puppy "hi ki" i say as he barrels into me "i missed you amrâlimê" he says holding me tightly with his head leaning on mine since he's taller "missed you too" i say as he runs a hand over my hair "let me fix your braids" he says and i nod letting him lead me to a kitchen table sat in a hallway and a free seat beside fili who smiles letting me sit there as kili stands behind me and braids my hair like he normally does "why are you still here, don't ya have someone else ta smack silly" bofur says rolling his eyes at me "what did you say to my wife?" Kili says leaning round me "what you mean the lass that smacked me about married you" bofur says making kili growl "enough do not start fighting" fili says looking between bofur and kili "kili go back to braiding and bofur shut up" fili says with a roll of his eyes making both of them roll their eyes and sigh going back to what they were doing "so y/n why'd you smack bofur" fili asks once bofur leaves "i didn't know names and obviously i was easily annoyed after travelling, i made a comment about his hat making him look like a floppy rabbit he said something about my hair and gandalf stopped it, i said something to gandalf like he was starting to be a pain in my ass or something and bofur said what ass so i smacked him silly" i explain and fili nods "fair enough, but try not to fight with him or our uncle whilst your travelling with us" he says making me sigh as thorin and bofur smirk as they walk back in "no need fili she's not coming we spoke with gandalf who agrees that risking issues with multiple of us for one woman is stupid she's not coming" thorin says making me glare "bullshit, gandalf would not have had me travel all the way out here to just send me home again" i snap standing up "love its alright, you can travel with us until the pass" kili says making me sigh and sit back in front of him "are you alright amrâlimê, you seem more easily annoyed than normal" he asks and i shrug "i don't entirely know" i say looking into his brown eyes "are you feeling alright you look a bit pale" fili asks and i shrug "im not sure" i say before covering my mouth as my lunch threatens to appear "oh no" kili says lifting me and carrying me quickly to a nearby sink "its alright love" kili says holding my hair out my face as i fully lose everything i've eaten today "i think its done" i say feeling slightly better than before "you sure love" kili asks as concern written all over his face "i think so kili" i say leaning on him "good lets get you sitting back down then" he says guiding me back to the table where everyone else has sat down leaving one seat for kili who doesn't pay any attention to the looks from his uncle as he sits down and sets me on his knee letting me lean my head on his shoulder as they begin to talk about the quest "feeling any better?" Fili asks with a worried smile as the attention turns to thorin and the hobbit "not really it comes and goes" i say turning to look at my brother in law "that's not good" kili says kissing my cheek "y/n take your cure now" gandalf says making me sigh "ran out gandalf" i say not even lifting my head from kili's shoulder as a wave of nausea hits me "oin would you happen to have the sand wraith venom cure in your bag, y/n happened to get herself in a bit of bother on our way here" gandalf says and oin nods lifting a bottle of scarlet red and royal blue swirls "thank you" i say taking it off him "its not a problem can't have such a legend falling so ill around me" he says making me smile "how" i say and he taps the side of his nose twice "my secret" he says as i down the cure potion "i hate that taste" i mutter leaning on kili again who wraps his arms round me "the worse it tastes the better it does you" he says smiling at me "i know but it tastes horrible" i whine making him and fili laugh quietly "your so much like kili when he was younger" fili says making me smile "are you three quite done?" thorin asks and i shrug "kili" i say before gagging "love" he says as i turn to him "come with me young one" gandalf says standing up, kili lifts me up and follows gandalf who gives a small smile "if you don't mind young kili, this is best done in private" gandalf says and kili raises an eyebrow "she is my wife, im going nowhere" he says holding me tightly "kili its alright he's just going to do a spell to extract the last of the sand wraith venom" i say and he nods "go sit with your brother love, i will be fine" i say and he nods setting me down on a bench and walking off "this one will hurt" gandalf says making me nod he starts the spell and it feels like my body is on fire, i yell out in pain as gandalf gets the last of the venom out the bite on my leg "y/n" fili shouts as i stumbling into the room, luckily fili catches me and i notice kili's not there "he went to the toilet give him a minute" he says helping me sit beside him "that hurt like a bitch" i mutter and he smiles "that's what happens when your stupid enough to go near sand wraiths why'd you go near them anyway" he says i lean my head on fili's shoulder completely exhausted "didn't mean to fili, my pony spooked and threw me into the damn nest" i say with a chuckle, he smiles at me as he keeps an eye on me like any big brother would "young one why don't you go lay down that spell will make you exhausted" gandalf says making me shake my head "not without kili" i mumble as i begin to doze off "love" kili's voice makes me open my eyes and smile at him "kili" i say as he lifts me up, sits back down and wraps his cloak round me making me fall asleep in his arms