Hobbit and lord of the rings one shots

fili and kili x reader

this is smut
warnings: clone fucking/ fucking the male version of the reader,
y/n's pov
"y/n love why do you pull away from us everytime we say we love you?" kili asks as we sit by the fire with the company "because darling i got on the wrong side of the lady of lorien and she cursed me, that if i were to say it back i'd split in two one of me a man and the other still me" i say and my head gets woozy "fuck" i mutter falling backwards over the log "i thought it, i didn't think if i thought of the words it'd activate it" i say as fili and kili kneel beside me, everything hurts before i feel something beside me and look to see the guy version of me staring back at me "this is weird" i say and he nods "very, its like looking in a mirror but of a girl" he says and i nod "kili, fili" i say seeing them both looking between me and guy me, "love" kili says and i smile "you good?" i ask and he nods "i don't know which of you im more attracted to and my head feels weird" he says and i smile before looking to fili who's just blushing profusely trying to cover his boner "fili i expect your brother to be the awkward one not you" i joke and he just crosses his legs "not my fault guy you has no clothes on" he says and i look over "oh shit" i say and guy me blushes "wait there" i say going to stand up but kili grabs me "not a chance have you looked down" he says and i look down "why am i naked, i was fully clothed two minutes ago" i say and he laughs handing me his shirt before walking off "why am i checking myself out" guy me asks and i smile slightly "i was thinking the same thing" i say and he laughs "i feel really awkward having nothing on" he says and kili drops trousers in guy me's lap, "okay so we can't call both of you y/n because that'd get really confusing" kili says and i nod "why don't we call him h/n like y/n" fili mumble and i nod "cool" h/n says and i smile, "its safe to say h/n still has my ass" i say and kili laughs "love that's a really odd thing to say but i agree" he says and i glare "what in the name of durin" thorin shouts and both h/n and i jump "easy loves" kili says sort of confused, we do calm down and sit on the log between fili and kili who both look sort of red in the face, "so the company's fifteen then" bofur says and i nod "i think so, i have no idea how long this will last and since the wizard has disappeared again he can't help tell me if h/n is permenant or not" i say and they nod "what does this mean in terms of you courting fili and kili" ori asks and i look to fili and kili "i mean im not against it as long as both of you are comfortable" fili says and i nod, kili nods and h/n is oblivious as he looks at the stars much like i did the first night we slept under them "h/n" i say and he looks at me "hmm" he mumbles and i smile "im courting fili and kili, since technically your me, do you want to join us?" i ask and he nods "okay" he says before looking at the stars again, we all chat until the rest of the company head to bed, fili on first watch but kili, h/n and i stay up to keep him company "y'know i have your memories y/n" h/n says quietly and i look over at him "whatcha mean?" i ask and he smiles "i mean i remember the first time you looked at the stars, the way you confessed to kili before confessing to fili because he got jealous, the first time you slept together" he says and i smile "those are good memories" i say leaning my head on h/n's shoulder "its feels weird to say this but im oddly attracted to myself" i say and h/n smiles "i know, its feels weird but also not" he says and i nod "like eh i have an issue" h/n says with the same awkwardness i had when trying to tell kili and fili i was turned on for the first time "don't tell me i caused that" i say and he nods "i can see right down your top everytime i look to my right" he says and i laugh "i don't know whether that's weird or not" i say and he laughs "i mean im technically you" he says and i nod watching fili and kili walking round the outside of the campsite just talking, they come closer and i look up at them "you alright beautiful?" fili asks and i wriggle slightly "no, i turned both of me on" i say and h/n nods "we can't figure out whether its weird or not" i say and both of them smile "i mean your both technically one person so getting off technically counts as a solo act" kili says and i nod "your right" i say and he nods "go the three of you, i'll finish my watch then join you" fili says and we nods, kili guiding h/n and i through the trees until we reach the small pond we found earlier, stopping close to the edge of it kili smirks "im insanely attracted to you y/n but also him and my brain can't figure it out" kili says and i smirk "well i mean what if you had a go with both of us" h/n suggests and kili freezes for a second blush rising on his face, his bulge growing as he obviously thinks about it "uh huh" he mumbles with a nod "i love you kili but me first" i say and he nods, i turn to h/n who obviously realised what i was meaning and smirked, i mean come on guy me is huge, i can't not. with one last look to kili who's watching us intently i smirk turning back h/n who looks me up and down before we both nod and he pulls off his trousers and i lift kili's top over my head "damn im hot" i mutter and he nods "yes you are" he mutters back as i sit over his hips, "you're very wet" h/n says and i nod, he smirks laying back, he positions himself at my entrance before letting me sink down, my eyes roll as i bottom out "fuck" h/n mutters and i glance over to see kili jerking off to us "like your show ki" i say and he nods desperatly "you wanna help?" h/n asks and he nods "come on then" h/n says and kili literally crawls over to us "who'd you wanna fuck first?" h/n asks giving little thrusts into me making me moan everytime he does "you" kili says and h/n nods "alright" he says moving to his knees letting kili behind him, he sticks two fingers into my mouth looking over h/n's shoulder, without him telling me to i suck his fingers until he pulls them out of me and h/n jerks as im guessing kili's fingering him "fuck me already" h/n says after a few minutes making kili nod before kili's thrust forces h/n further into me "fuck" i moan leaning against h/n's shoulder, after not long fili appears in the tree line, im now facing h/n "you think you can fit one more beautiful?" he asks and i nod, by the time he gets to us his clothes are gone and he kneels behind me with a smirk, kissing my neck as he slides in beside h/n "oh shit" he groans into my shoulder none of us really last long before the three of them groan before they stutter to a stop, the feeling of them filing me sends me over the edge and i shudder falling against fili "that felt" i start and they nod "we know" fili mutters as we lay on the floor "i hope you are permanent h/n" i mumble and he smiles "i don't think i am i mean my hand is fading" he says holding up his left hand "i think this may have been a test to prove whether or not you really do love them y/n, you proved that no matter the circumstance you'd pick them" h/n says as the fading continues over his body, we watch with sad smiles as he fully fades, we lay there for a while longer before fili carried me back to camp and we lay on our bed roll, im only in kili's top and a pair of shorts, the boys are shirtless "i love you two" i mumble leaning my head on fili's chest "we love you too" they both say at the same time,
Cold water wakes me up the next morning and i find thorin standing over us with a bucket "get up!" He snaps i glare at his back as he walks away, fili and kili doing the same