Hobbit and lord of the rings one shots

Kili x reader x fili

Kili and fili share a girlfriend, y/n is a female dwarf which is why they decided to share since female dwarves are hard to find
Third person pov
As the company all sat round a table talking fili and kili's eyes did not leave their girlfriend as she joked around with bofur and ori she'd noticed their stares earlier and chose to ignore it for a bit, once thorin comes in they all sit down and they discuss the new way of running erebor as more dwarves come back to the mountain, once again the princes eyes never leave their girlfriend "my loves if you keep undressing me with your eyes im going to catch a cold" the only female said as thorin stopped talking making the two princes go bright red and look down "sorry love" fili says and the female laughs "sorry does jack shit and you know that" she says and by this point the whole company king included had stopped to watch the interaction "love not here" fili complains as kili just gets even redder "fine then enjoy sleeping on your armchairs" she says knowing full and well the princes hate sleeping in their armchairs, "that's not fair" kili complains but goes quiet as she stands up going to walk away making both princes slide below the table and out the other side landing in front of her on their knees "we're sorry love, you just look really pretty" fili says with a pout as kili replicated it "really sorry darling, don't leave please" he says and y/n laughs at the desperate looks on their faces "you two know i love you right" she says and they nod quickly "good now get up off the floor silly dwarves, i was joking" she says and they jump up both hugging her tightly "kili, fili what on earth was that?" Thorin asks and both princes go red again realising they were in front of the company "thorin pay no mind to it, your nephews some times think im going to leave and never look back at them as a few have done before to them" the girl says as the princes sit back in their seats red faced "why'd you boys always share a girl, no offence lass but both of you are handsome boys im sure if you tried you could get a lass each" dwalin said and y/n raised an eyebrow leaning her elbows on the tables with her fingers locked together and her chin on her hands "what was it beorn called us, greedy i think the word was, so excuse a dwarrowdam for being just a little greedy" she says and both princes shudder at her smirk, not from excitement but from slight fear knowing she's pissed off "love he didn't try to upset you" kili spoke quickly seeing their girl getting out her seat "oh baby, im not upset im furious" she replies and the prince's eyes widen as he sits down quickly both princes looking down "good luck mr dwalin" kili says and y/n laughs "oh im not going to hurt him either, im imposing a challange of not strength but skill, if blockhead wins, i help both of you find a girl each, i win you don't wanna know what i'd have you do" she spoke with a strange tone making even thorin aprehensive to speak against her "very well, the challange can take place today as the sun at its highest point" thorin said and the girl nods
time skip to midday - y/n's pov
"ready love" fili asks me and i nod "dwalin's not going to beat me lovely, im a blacksmith's daughter and i run the forges" i say and he smiles walking me down to the forge where thorin, balin, dwalin and kili are waiting "you have until the sunrise to be done, happy forging" balin says with a smile as dwalin and i walk into the forge both getting settled at a station, i begin crafting an axe which only takes two hours then a set of swords which takes maybe four hours then i make the other of the axe, two hammers and a few daggers, leaving me with an hour to sunrise so i quickly bind a few of the handles with fancy bindings until thorin and balin come in "hands off your crafts" balin says as thorin yawns "lass how many did you make?" thorin asks and i smile "two axes, two swords, two hammers and three daggers" i say and he nods looking over my work before walking away to dwalin as kili comes in practically half asleep "i can say that the lass wins by miles, with two axes, two swords, two hammers and three daggers ahead of an axe and a sword" balin says and i smile before yawning "your doing my chores for the next year and cleaning the forges each monday and if i remember correctly the stables need mucked out badly oh and if i need someone to get me something for the next week your doing it" i say before walking off with kili to our bedroom where fili is still out for the count, i flop onto the bed beside fili and kili lays beside me, within seconds of my head hitting the pillow i fall asleep the next morning im woken up by the smell of food "love, we brought you food" kili says but i shake my head "shh sore head" i mumble