Hobbit and lord of the rings one shots

Bifur

SMUT WARNING
In all honesty this was written one of the delightful nights i didn't sleep at all so it might be utter crap
bifur falls in love with y/n a dwarrowdam that came with thorin from the meeting to help reclaim erebor, he didn't think she thought of him the same way so avoided her, sometimes y/n prefers speaking in khuzdul

she has a sort of father daughter relationship with gloin despite not being related to him

by the way my khuzdul might not be fully correct which is why i am writing what i meant to in english beside it and i might just write somethings in english

y/n's pov

"y/n, bifur your on pony watch" thorin shouts and i bite my nails nervously, bifur seems to hate me "thorin a word" i say and he nods "please im begging let me do anything else, he hates me" i say and he smirks "he really doesn't lass" he says and i sigh "makk an E ha'ak (son of a she dog/ bitch)" i mutter and he chuckles "bifur come here" thorin yells and i want to melt into the nearby rock "mahal faslmaganu zharmur (mahals hairy balls)" i say and he shakes his head "you don't have any issue with miss y/n" thorin asks and bifur tilts his head "ma shandi (i don't understand)" he says and thorin rolls his eyes "do you have a problem with y/n" thorin asks again and bifur shakes his head "nai att allaz (not at all)" he says with a small smile "good now off you go and watch the ponies" thorin says giving me a smirk as bifur and i walk over to watch the ponies "men gajamu em ad nai men intenasan du zagil men (i apologise it was not my intention to upset you)" he says as we sit on a rock watching the ponies "its alright, you just seem to avoid me like i have the a disease or something bifur" i say and he nods "men kemgu gajum menu (i accept your apology)" i mumble smiling as i watch the ponies grazing "men duskak yothur dan rar vaynn silfdor (i desire you more than an endless vein of mithril)" he says and my mouth hangs open as i look at him wide eyed "men gajamu, jemut men (i apologise, excuse me)" he says before standing up and walking away to the other side of the small field the ponies are in, leaving me shocked in the same spot he left me my mouth opening and closing repeatedly "by my beard lass what happened to you?" gloin shouts up to me and i look at him teary eyed "he doesn't hate me and i think i fucked up" i say sliding down the rock and landing in his grasp "what happened lass?" he says sitting me next to him and bofur "he told me he desired me more than an endless vein of mithril and i froze, he apologised and walked off" i say leaning my head back on the tree behind me "sar em gabura (dammit)" i yell as flashes of the hurt look on his face flick through my mind "im an idiot" i mutter and gloin laughs "that you are lass but you can still save it, just go talk to my cousin" bofur says and i look at him "he poured his heart out to me and i looked at him like he told me he'd killed my family" i say and he shakes his head "bifur won't care if you go talk to him lass, so beat it and go talk to him" he says bumping me off the log making me curse and walk off in search of bifur, eventually finding him leaning against a tree muttering and cursing to himself "bifur, men Iananubukhs menu (i love you)" i say sitting beside him and he looks at me wide eyed "truthfully i always have but you acted like you hated me" i say and he shakes his head "men zirikh menu (i want you)" he says his eyes darkening and becoming more hooded as i nod "sulnul men bolg nos men muirichinn (fill my belly with your child)" i say leaning on his shoulder "men smiddag menu zaki (you make me crazy)" he says pulling me into his lap, "please bifur" i whine as he forces my hips to grind against him "Rasup irmish fur men kheluz menu khuzi (im ready for you, my strong warrior)" i say and he smirks lifting me up and sitting me against a log before pulling my trousers down to my ankles and burying his face between my thighs making me moan loudly as his tongue roughly swipes my clit "fuck bifur, please" i whine out and he smirks moving his head back to plant a kiss on my lips letting me taste myself before he goes back to eating me out "rukhosh menu kherum amralime (scream my name my love)" he says as he eases two of his rough fingers into me causing my moans to grow considerably louder " kahumhilizu me arukh menu men (please i need you in my -)" i say and he sits up his fingers still roughly moving inside me "please" i beg and he smirks nodding slightly as his lips meet my neck in rough kisses from my jaw to my collar bone "bifur please, we've waited long enough" i whine and he stops what he's doing, lifts me up and sets me on my knees as he pulls my top off, before pulling his top and trousers off leaving us in our boots, he smirks at me as my eyes trail up his relatively toned body, after a few seconds he lifts me up and turns me to face him setting my legs round his waist, his dick brushing against my core as he smirks up at me "please bifur" i whine an he nods, thrusting into me gently before setting a brutal pace which has me screaming his name, i cum three times for each of his three times "mahal bifur no more please" i whine and he stops with a happy sigh "ghivasheluh (my treasure of all treasures)" he says as i lean on his chest "hmm" i hum in response making him smile "men Iananubukhs menu (i love you)" he says and i smile up at him "i love you too, men gonnaz khuzi (my powerful warrior)" i say and he smiles helping me get dressed again but only into his top and my bottoms, he shoves his trousers on before carrying me back to camp, much to the complaints of the others bifur ignored them and braided a courting braid into my hair before letting me do the same to him until the company begin to tease us "oh bifur" kili teases before everyone joins in even thorin "itkit!" bifur shouts after five minutes as he holds me tightly letting me hide my face in his chest hearing him yell everyone goes silent as the normally quiet dwarf begins to yell "enough can you not see what your doing to my lass, your all pretty loud in times like that, so why tease us when we don't tease you" bifur roars in khuzdul as he runs a hand through my hair "bifur its fine" i say quietly and he looks down at me "ma shandi (i don't understand)" he says and i smile up at him "leave them to tease, if their not grown up enough to realise i found my one then that's their issue and i will go home" i say and the camp grows silent as bifur stares down at me in shock "you're going to leave me" he asks and i shake my head "never" i say smiling up at him "good" he says nudging the axe on his head causing it to fall out its little gap "this thing fell out years ago, but every time i tried to tell anyone they spoke to me in khuzdul so i swore that the first lass to talk to me in english i would take my axe out" he says with a smile of admiration and love "you could talk this entire time!" bofur shouts and bifur nods "you wouldn't let me say shit to anyone" bifur says still holding me tightly "bif its okay" i say and he calms down smiling at me "ye are mine now lass aren't ye" he asks and i nod "of course" i say and he smirks at me "i know that smirk, no" i say and he pouts slightly "lift my leg bifur, humour me and do it" i say and he picks up my right leg which is still shaking as he does, he begins to laugh as he puts it back down "by durin bifur, the poor lass is shaking like a leaf" dwalin says making me shrug "its not a bad thing, means she sticks with me for a while longer" he says and i grumble to myself "means i can't walk to go pee is what it means" i say and the camp erupts in laughs calming down after a few minutes "in all seriousness thought i do need to pee so bifur help" i say and he nods helping me walk into the woods and behind a rock, i pee and he helps me back to the company who begin to tell stories as i lean against bifur's chest beginning to fall asleep