Y/n: That unsub was weird asf
Emily: RIGHT LIKE WHO THE FUCK EATS FINGERS?!!?!?!?!
Derek: Yo mama 🤪🤪😜🤪😜🤪🤪😜🤪
Emily: SHUT THE FUCK UP DEREK ILL MURDER AND EAT YOUR FINGERS.
Y/n: oh slay 🫢
Emily: ikr I slay so hard bestie 😫
JJ: YES YOU DO BABE ❤️❤️❤️❤️😫
Emily: TY BABE 😫😫😫😫
Aaron: stfu it's 3 am sleep.
Emily: WHO TAUGHT HOTCH THAT?
Y/n: me BESTIEEE
Derek: HOW DID YOU TEACH BOSS MAN MR GRUMP DEPRESSED BC HIS WIFE OUT SHOT BY HIS ENEMY SO HE BEAT HIM TO DEATH TO SAY STFU?
JJ: foul
Y/n: more paper work for you
Derek: SHUT UP Y/N THATS WHY UR BUILT LIKE A STICK
Y/n: NOT YOU BODYSHAMING
Spencer: I think your perfect y/n! ❤️
Y/n: ILYSM SPENCIE ❤️❤️❤️😘😘😘
Emily: what about hotchie crotchie. Aren't y'all dating
Aaron: No.
Y/n: yes
Aaron: no we aren't.
Y/n THATS NOT WHAT U SAID LAST NIGHT BITCH
Emily: pause backtrack
Derek: oh so you and Hotch been doing the devils tango?
Spencer: what's that?
Y/n: you don't need to know bby...
Spencer: okay goodnight
Aaron: WE ARE NOT DOING ANYTHING!
Derek: sure sure
Y/n: we aren't I just wanted some drama lol goodnight
Emily: oh-
Derek: nah they def fucking
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RandomWith Emily JJ Aaron Spencie Derek Rossi and Y/N She/her/hers pronouns Spencer x Y/n Slight Hotch x Y/n Hotch x Derek Emily x JJ Check out the cast gc!
