Emily: I think y/n should cook thanksgiving dinner
Derek: YES SHE SHOULD
Y/n: fuck both of you I'm not gonna cook thats work-
JJ: well get to cooking
Y/n: NO IM NOT A MAID OR A COOK
Emily: ur cooking it lol
Y/n: SHUT UP ITS NOT EVEN NOVEMBER YET WE ARENT EVEN OUT OF JAUNARY YOU DUMBASSES
Derek: lol we already made up our mind
Y/n: I'm not cooking you guys shit
Emily: yes you are gonna cook us thanksgiving
Y/n: why can't Rossi do it HE IS PAPA
Derek: bc he is Italian he only make pasta
JJ: exactly ur cooking
Y/n: HOTCH HELP ME THEY ARE GANGING UP ON ME TO COOK 😭
JJ: oh SURE run to your boyfriend who is our boss who will make us stop
Hotch: shut up I'm in a meeting. Leave y/n alone.
Derek: with that blonde ugly bitch?
JJ: fuck you derek I'm talking to you how would I be in a meeting
Derek: not you JJ ILY with Erin straddle or something
JJ: ILYT
Y/n: PFFT STRADDLE BYE GOODNIGHT
Emily: LMFAOOOOOOO IM DEAD ASF ( I'm not actually dead it was just that that was so funny I'm laughing so I might die)
Y/n: oh faking ur death again?
Emily: fucking our boss again?
Y/n: maybe?
JJ: HOLD UP DEREK YOU SEE THIS SHIT?
Derek: I told y'all they been fucking
Y/n: lol
JJ: ????
Emily: KAHSHDBSJD
Spencer: Hey girly pops!
Y/n: nah bcuz what..
Emily: how is he?
Derek: NAHHH Y/n?
Y/n: I DIDNT I SWEAR
Spencer: I read a book where this girl called her friend girly pops! Was that wrong?
Y/n: SEE I DIDNT! NO ITS OKAY BBY BOY LOVE U
Spencer: I love you too :-)
Emily: wait wait Spencer x y/n instead?
Y/n: YES
Spencer 🤪
Derek: PFFT LMAO GOODBYE IM DONE
Rossi: hey kiddos
Emily: sucks not nipples
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RandomWith Emily JJ Aaron Spencie Derek Rossi and Y/N She/her/hers pronouns Spencer x Y/n Slight Hotch x Y/n Hotch x Derek Emily x JJ Check out the cast gc!
