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Derek: Y/n IS SO FUCKING STUPID AND FUNNY

Penelope: what'd they do? :-)

Derek: SO BASICALLY ME AND HER WERE GETTING COFFEE AND THEN SHE SAW HER EX WITH THE PERSON THEY CHEATED WITH SO SHE WENT UP THEM WITH HER HOT COFFE AND THREW JT AT THEM THEN WALKED OFF 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Emily: Y/N OML 😭😭😭😭😭

JJ: WHY WHY WHY IN DYING- 😭😭

Aaron: y/n you can't just throw hot coffee in peoples face but they cheated so it's okay

Y/n: SLAY BEST DILF EVAAAAA

Derek: DADDY HOTCH

Spencer: what's a dilf?

Hotch:^ yeah what's a dilf?

Derek: dad id like to f.

Emily: WHY DID YOU TELL THEM? Now we can't calll Hotch that in secret and you ruined Spencer's innocence!!!! 😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬😡😡🤬😡😡😡😡

Spencer: what does the F part me?

Y/n iq drop to -187

Spencer: that's not possible but okay.

Hotch: I'm not a dilf...

Y/n: YES YOUVSRE BABE

Derek: Hotch x y/n story?

Hotch: no we are literally not dating.

JJ: YES YOU ARE WE KNOW IT

Emily: what Wi-Fi said

Derek: WI-FI LMAOOOO NOT WI-FI IM PEEING WTF 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Emily: SHUT UP DEREK HATE U SO MUCH I HOPE YOU CHOCK ON YOUR COFFE YIU XAN CHOCK ON A DILDO I DONT XAREI HATE YOU SO MUCH JUMO OUT OF A WINFOW OR KICK A DOOR DOWN IDC I HATE YOU SO MUCH YOU FRUITY BITCH

Y/n: damn- that's a lot em.

Derek: I'm not reading all that lol

JJ: EM CALM DOWN BABE

Emily: NO I HATE YOU MORGAN

Spencer: I have toast 😫

Y/n: AYO? EMJOIS????

Derek: pretty boy been getting it on with y/n 😫😫😫😫

Y/n: DEREK WHY THE FUCK IS IT ALWAYS ME BITCH?

Derek: bc everyone is Inlove w you babes 😫❤️

Y/n: TY BESTIE POO

Emily: can't like y/n is so hot like on my knees

JJ: ^ honesty like why you so hot bae

Spencer: I agree y/n is super pretty! ❤️

Penelope: so true she is so pretty!

Y/n: ILYSM SPENCIE TY AND ILY JJ AND DEREK EMILY AND PENNY 🫢❤️❤️🤭🤭🤭

Emily:hotchie what you think 👀🤪

Hotch: why are you asking me?

JJ: because we wanna know do you think y/n is hot? 😚

Hotch: ..

Emily: ANSWER HOTHCIE POCTHIE ATE A WASHIE

Hotch: yes.

Y/n: OH- YES MY FAV DILF THINKSIM HOT IM SO HOT IM SO HAPPY LIFE IN SO CONPLETE IM GONNA CRY HAPPY TEARS I LOVE EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE I LOVE TREES AND PAPER I LOVE EVERYTHJNG SO MUCH EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING MY LIFE IS SO GOOD I MEAN GREAT ITS AMAZING IM SO HAPPY LIFE IS GREAT I LIVE FOR LIVE RN I LOCE YOU LIFE ❤️

Hotch: I-

Emily: damn- I don't even..

Derek: yeh that's a lot... ship y/n x hotchie daddy

Hotch: don't ever call me that Derek your weird.

Derek: it's true though DADYY 😫😘