Derek: Y/n IS SO FUCKING STUPID AND FUNNY
Penelope: what'd they do? :-)
Derek: SO BASICALLY ME AND HER WERE GETTING COFFEE AND THEN SHE SAW HER EX WITH THE PERSON THEY CHEATED WITH SO SHE WENT UP THEM WITH HER HOT COFFE AND THREW JT AT THEM THEN WALKED OFF 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Emily: Y/N OML 😭😭😭😭😭
JJ: WHY WHY WHY IN DYING- 😭😭
Aaron: y/n you can't just throw hot coffee in peoples face but they cheated so it's okay
Y/n: SLAY BEST DILF EVAAAAA
Derek: DADDY HOTCH
Spencer: what's a dilf?
Hotch:^ yeah what's a dilf?
Derek: dad id like to f.
Emily: WHY DID YOU TELL THEM? Now we can't calll Hotch that in secret and you ruined Spencer's innocence!!!! 😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬😡😡🤬😡😡😡😡
Spencer: what does the F part me?
Y/n iq drop to -187
Spencer: that's not possible but okay.
Hotch: I'm not a dilf...
Y/n: YES YOUVSRE BABE
Derek: Hotch x y/n story?
Hotch: no we are literally not dating.
JJ: YES YOU ARE WE KNOW IT
Emily: what Wi-Fi said
Derek: WI-FI LMAOOOO NOT WI-FI IM PEEING WTF 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Emily: SHUT UP DEREK HATE U SO MUCH I HOPE YOU CHOCK ON YOUR COFFE YIU XAN CHOCK ON A DILDO I DONT XAREI HATE YOU SO MUCH JUMO OUT OF A WINFOW OR KICK A DOOR DOWN IDC I HATE YOU SO MUCH YOU FRUITY BITCH
Y/n: damn- that's a lot em.
Derek: I'm not reading all that lol
JJ: EM CALM DOWN BABE
Emily: NO I HATE YOU MORGAN
Spencer: I have toast 😫
Y/n: AYO? EMJOIS????
Derek: pretty boy been getting it on with y/n 😫😫😫😫
Y/n: DEREK WHY THE FUCK IS IT ALWAYS ME BITCH?
Derek: bc everyone is Inlove w you babes 😫❤️
Y/n: TY BESTIE POO
Emily: can't like y/n is so hot like on my knees
JJ: ^ honesty like why you so hot bae
Spencer: I agree y/n is super pretty! ❤️
Penelope: so true she is so pretty!
Y/n: ILYSM SPENCIE TY AND ILY JJ AND DEREK EMILY AND PENNY 🫢❤️❤️🤭🤭🤭
Emily:hotchie what you think 👀🤪
Hotch: why are you asking me?
JJ: because we wanna know do you think y/n is hot? 😚Hotch: ..
Emily: ANSWER HOTHCIE POCTHIE ATE A WASHIE
Hotch: yes.
Y/n: OH- YES MY FAV DILF THINKSIM HOT IM SO HOT IM SO HAPPY LIFE IN SO CONPLETE IM GONNA CRY HAPPY TEARS I LOVE EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE I LOVE TREES AND PAPER I LOVE EVERYTHJNG SO MUCH EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING MY LIFE IS SO GOOD I MEAN GREAT ITS AMAZING IM SO HAPPY LIFE IS GREAT I LIVE FOR LIVE RN I LOCE YOU LIFE ❤️
Hotch: I-
Emily: damn- I don't even..
Derek: yeh that's a lot... ship y/n x hotchie daddy
Hotch: don't ever call me that Derek your weird.
Derek: it's true though DADYY 😫😘
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