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Y/n:

Can't breath dying right now

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Can't breath dying right now.

Spencer: where dod you find this 💀

JJ: woah-

Derek: damn Spencer hot ash 😝😜😩

Hotch: seek help.

Y/n: so lucky 😍

Spencer: so true love 👻

JJ: marriage rn. Get married

Emily: no seriously get married

Hotch: I'll pay for it if you do

Y/n: RESLLT?

Spencer: you want us married that much?

Rossi: I'll pay for it

Hotch: good I'm broke

Derek: PFFT WHAT

Y/n: we aren't getting married yet chill

Spencer: ^

JJ: cries in disbelief

Emily: cries with JJ in distress

Derek: why y'all use such big wordz

Y/n: you just have no brain

Spencer: once again so true love

JJ: pls marry her rn.

Rossi: pls..

Y/n: 😭😭

Spencer: EVEN ROSSI?

Derek: marry or die

Y/n: wanna say that for the camera? 🤨📸

Derek: erm..

JJ: what kinda wedding do you want?

Spencer: whatever y/n wants

Y/n: I want a pretty white dress and I want Spencer to wear his favorite color :)

Emily: THATS SO THOUGHTFUL

Spencer: :)

Y/n: yeah I want my bridesmaids in pink 😍 I also want to be on a beach 👍

Spencer: that's actually a good idea

Y/n: thanks

Penelope: okay planning now finding beaches

JJ: marry tomorrow

Y/n: OML 😭

Spencer: take a chill pill..

Derek: okay let's let them tell us when

Y/n: NOT NOW LEAVE US ALONE

Spencer: we are being attacked..

JJ: talk to Henry I'll be right back

Y/n: did this bitch just leave us to babysit

Derek: hate her for that

JJ: HEY AUNTIE Y/n! Uncle Spencer!

Spencer: hi Henry :))

Y/n: hey kid

JJ: hey everyone!

Emily: kids are dying

Hotch: SHUT UP EMILY

Rossi; how's school buds?

JJ: good we are learning about ash

Y/n: WHAT? Like ass?

Spencer: IM SORRY?

Derek: weird ass schools

Hotch: ASS?

Emily: I wanna go to school

Y/n: creep

JJ: cash!

Y/n: okay I'm out. Spencer I'm coming over

Spencer: k 👍

Emily: I gtg I have to do something super important!

Rossi: pasta won't cook its self

Hotch: i have work

Penelope: my new shows on!

JJ: okay! Bye!

JJ: y'all were supposed to watch my kid not leave him

Y/n: how the hell you want us to watch him over text?

Spencer: we have busy lifes

JJ: fair enough

Emily: sex>

Hotch: why.

Emily: why not

Y/n: why.

Emily: why not?

Y/n:why though..

Emily: hm why not?

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