Y/n:
Can't breath dying right now.
Spencer: where dod you find this 💀
JJ: woah-
Derek: damn Spencer hot ash 😝😜😩
Hotch: seek help.
Y/n: so lucky 😍
Spencer: so true love 👻
JJ: marriage rn. Get married
Emily: no seriously get married
Hotch: I'll pay for it if you do
Y/n: RESLLT?
Spencer: you want us married that much?
Rossi: I'll pay for it
Hotch: good I'm broke
Derek: PFFT WHAT
Y/n: we aren't getting married yet chill
Spencer: ^
JJ: cries in disbelief
Emily: cries with JJ in distress
Derek: why y'all use such big wordz
Y/n: you just have no brain
Spencer: once again so true love
JJ: pls marry her rn.
Rossi: pls..
Y/n: 😭😭
Spencer: EVEN ROSSI?
Derek: marry or die
Y/n: wanna say that for the camera? 🤨📸
Derek: erm..
JJ: what kinda wedding do you want?
Spencer: whatever y/n wants
Y/n: I want a pretty white dress and I want Spencer to wear his favorite color :)
Emily: THATS SO THOUGHTFUL
Spencer: :)
Y/n: yeah I want my bridesmaids in pink 😍 I also want to be on a beach 👍
Spencer: that's actually a good idea
Y/n: thanks
Penelope: okay planning now finding beaches
JJ: marry tomorrow
Y/n: OML 😭
Spencer: take a chill pill..
Derek: okay let's let them tell us when
Y/n: NOT NOW LEAVE US ALONE
Spencer: we are being attacked..
JJ: talk to Henry I'll be right back
Y/n: did this bitch just leave us to babysit
Derek: hate her for that
JJ: HEY AUNTIE Y/n! Uncle Spencer!
Spencer: hi Henry :))
Y/n: hey kid
JJ: hey everyone!
Emily: kids are dying
Hotch: SHUT UP EMILY
Rossi; how's school buds?
JJ: good we are learning about ash
Y/n: WHAT? Like ass?
Spencer: IM SORRY?
Derek: weird ass schools
Hotch: ASS?
Emily: I wanna go to school
Y/n: creep
JJ: cash!
Y/n: okay I'm out. Spencer I'm coming over
Spencer: k 👍
Emily: I gtg I have to do something super important!
Rossi: pasta won't cook its self
Hotch: i have work
Penelope: my new shows on!
JJ: okay! Bye!
JJ: y'all were supposed to watch my kid not leave him
Y/n: how the hell you want us to watch him over text?
Spencer: we have busy lifes
JJ: fair enough
Emily: sex>
Hotch: why.
Emily: why not
Y/n: why.
Emily: why not?
Y/n:why though..
Emily: hm why not?
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