BAU TEXT

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Y/n: hello my dear friend and my boyfriend 😍👍

Spencer: hey 🤗

Derek: HEY Y/N AND SPENCER

JJ: HAI

Emily: sex

Hotch: ofc-

Rossi: Hello :)

Y/n: PAPA PASTA

Rossi: Y/N

Penelope: favs ❤️🤗

Y/n: I love when we aren't toxic 😋

Derek: Same 👍

Y/n: oh and Spencer took my a beach last night it was so nice 😍

Emily: that's so nice y'all are so cute I'm gonna cry

Derek:make out rn 💋

Y/n: 🤨📸

Spencer: weirdo 🤨

Hotch: ofc he is 💀

Mason has joined the chat

Y/n: WHO TF IS THIS-

Penelope: I don't know he hacked in?

Spencer: Mason?

Hotch: Who are you?

Mason: y/n knows me.

Y/n: I do-?

Mason: yes you do.

Spencer: y/n?

Y/n: I don't know who he is-

Mason: we dated

Y/n: we did?

Emily: LMAO YOU DONT REMEMBER!

Y/n: not really-

Y/n: oh wait he was one of my flings 🤦‍♀️

Spencer: 😭😭

Hotch: HOW COULD YOU FORGET? 😭

Y/n: I had many before I started dating Spencer I dropped all my hoes for you

Mason: you're dating the nerd?

Y/n: stfu don't be mad because you're a dumbass. Don't make me throw hands

JJ: as you should go off bae

Mason: come back to me. I'll make it worth it

Spencer: cringing rn.

Y/n: same.. imagine

Mason: y/n you love me

Y/n: nah you was a rebound 💀

Derek: HELP-

Mason: never that baby

Y/n: how are you not dying of cringe dude.. I am.

Hotch: I wanna die rn from reading those text..

Y/n: Mason.. honey.. get over it you were a rebound I never said I loved you because I didn't.. I just dated you because I was bored 😐

Spencer: fair enough

Mason: I will Kill you dont talk to me like that.

Y/n: don't*

Emily: AYE DO NOT THREATEN MY CHILD

Spencer: Watch it man 🤨

JJ: Fr who do you think you are threaten y/n?

Hotch: man needs to get a life seriously

Y/n: he gets zero bitches 😍 I was his first girlfriend...

Derek: HELP U GET NO PUSSY

Mason: I got y/n's

Y/n: bffr virgin we did noting together we never even kissed 😭

Spencer: PLS- was it even a relationship😭

Y/n: tbh no more like a friendship 😭

Emily: HELP ME LAWD IM DYING

Mason: like y/n's love me for me

Y/n; had a stroke reading that

Y/n: also that means I don't love you anymore dumbass

Mason: stop being mean to me!

Spencer: spell better then 😐

Rossi: listen here kid just leave before they ruin you..

Penelope: yeah...

Mason: no oldie and ugly

Y/n: DID YOU CALL ME OLDIE OLD? AND MY PENELOPE UGLY? You wanna see dying I'll show you dying I'm gonna stab you then I'll shoot you then I'll cut you open and feed you to pigs you ugly bitch I hate you I hope a car runs you over I hope you get pushed off a cliff I hope your coffee gets drugged I hope you pillow is warm I hope you step in water with your socks on.

Spencer: second that tbh

Penelope has kicked Mason

Y/n: uncool man 👨

Derek: he gets no dick or pussy