Derek: y'all it's Friday the 13th
Y/n: no it isn't dumbass
Emily: you good Derek?
Derek: yeah I'm straight 🧍🏿♂️
Y/n: no you aren't dumbass 💀
Elle: WAIT LMAO 😭
Derek: Y/N-
Y/n: Ur the one talking about being straight...
Derek: STOP I CANT-
Y/n: can't come come out of the closet it's okay babes..
Elle: PLS NOT THE CLOSET
Y/n: why is he denying being gay???
Spencer: y/n. He meant straight like he's good.
Y/n: 🤷♀️
Elle: that was so funny
Derek: 😭😭
Y/n: Tbh put Derek in a wig and some makeup he would look like ru Paul 🤷♀️
Derek: RU PAUL?
Emily: HELP ME I COUDLNT BREATH
Hotch: what's going on?
Y/n: Derek won't come out of the closet 🧍♀️
Derek: y/n thinks I look like ru Paul
Elle: y/n is a funny ass bitch 😭
Y/n: y'all want hear my mean pick up lines??
Hotch: sure
Y/n: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause obviously you landed on your face.😖
Derek: Damn felt
Emily: u aren't ugly
Derek: awww
Y/n: ur hideous 🤷♀️
Elle: STOP-
Y/n: Jk bae
Derek: aww
Y/n: shut up I still hope you die from chocking 😪
Derek: on?
Y/n: Hotch 🫶
Elle: PFFT-
Hotch: oh..
Y/n: y'all imma tell u a secret
Derek: wat?
Y/n: hotch and Elle hooked up 😋 when she was used to be on the team
Derek: I knew it though 😭
Spencer: WHATTTT-
Emily: damn that's nasty 🙃
Y/n: Elle likes old men 🤷♀️
Emily: don't act like you and hotch didn't hook up either
Y/n: WOWWW
Elle:SEE IM NOT THE ONLY ONE
Y/n: before u were gay you hooked up w him too
Emily: oh 😟
Y/n: and Reid u whore 😒
Y/n: and so did JJ and Elle
Derek: damn Spencer got some action
Y/n: he is also a whore
Spencer: no
Y/n: yes you basically slept w the whole team. At least I only slept with hotch 🙄
Elle: YOU STILL SLEPT WITH OUR BOSS
Y/n: SO DID YOU AND SPENCER
Elle: U HAVE TOO
Y/n: WE ARE DATING
Derek: LMAO 😭
Elle: me and y/n hooked up
Y/n: we did it was good 😪
Derek: my turn
Y/n: u have a boyfriend
Derek: no duh
Y/n: ur a fucking dumbass bitch
Emily: Oh
Y/n: imma be honest I did sleep with the whole team 😪
Derek: HAHAHAHAHA
Elle: AND IM A HOE?
Y/n: I also fucked eveyone in the office
Hotch: wait really?
Y/n: No dumb dumb I don't want an STD
Derek: real.
Emily: this is probably one of the weirdest convos we have ever had
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