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Derek: y'all it's Friday the 13th

Y/n: no it isn't dumbass

Emily: you good Derek?

Derek: yeah I'm straight 🧍🏿‍♂️

Y/n: no you aren't dumbass 💀

Elle: WAIT LMAO 😭

Derek: Y/N-

Y/n: Ur the one talking about being straight...

Derek: STOP I CANT-

Y/n: can't come come out of the closet it's okay babes..

Elle: PLS NOT THE CLOSET

Y/n: why is he denying being gay???

Spencer: y/n. He meant straight like he's good.

Y/n: 🤷‍♀️

Elle: that was so funny

Derek: 😭😭

Y/n: Tbh put Derek in a wig and some makeup he would look like ru Paul 🤷‍♀️

Derek: RU PAUL?

Emily: HELP ME I COUDLNT BREATH

Hotch: what's going on?

Y/n: Derek won't come out of the closet 🧍‍♀️

Derek: y/n thinks I look like ru Paul

Elle: y/n is a funny ass bitch 😭

Y/n: y'all want hear my mean pick up lines??

Hotch: sure

Y/n: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause obviously you landed on your face.😖

Derek: Damn felt

Emily: u aren't ugly

Derek: awww

Y/n: ur hideous 🤷‍♀️

Elle: STOP-

Y/n: Jk bae

Derek: aww

Y/n: shut up I still hope you die from chocking 😪

Derek: on?

Y/n: Hotch 🫶

Elle: PFFT-

Hotch: oh..

Y/n: y'all imma tell u a secret

Derek: wat?

Y/n: hotch and Elle hooked up 😋 when she was used to be on the team

Derek: I knew it though 😭

Spencer: WHATTTT-

Emily: damn that's nasty 🙃

Y/n: Elle likes old men 🤷‍♀️

Emily: don't act like you and hotch didn't hook up either

Y/n: WOWWW

Elle:SEE IM NOT THE ONLY ONE

Y/n: before u were gay you hooked up w him too

Emily: oh 😟

Y/n: and Reid u whore 😒

Y/n: and so did JJ and Elle

Derek: damn Spencer got some action

Y/n: he is also a whore

Spencer: no

Y/n: yes you basically slept w the whole team. At least I only slept with hotch 🙄

Elle: YOU STILL SLEPT WITH OUR BOSS

Y/n: SO DID YOU AND SPENCER

Elle: U HAVE TOO

Y/n: WE ARE DATING

Derek: LMAO 😭

Elle: me and y/n hooked up

Y/n: we did it was good 😪

Derek: my turn

Y/n: u have a boyfriend

Derek: no duh

Y/n: ur a fucking dumbass bitch

Emily: Oh

Y/n: imma be honest I did sleep with the whole team 😪

Derek: HAHAHAHAHA

Elle: AND IM A HOE?

Y/n: I also fucked eveyone in the office

Hotch: wait really?

Y/n: No dumb dumb I don't want an STD

Derek: real.

Emily: this is probably one of the weirdest convos we have ever had