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Emily: SOMEONE STOLE MY DONUTS

Y/n: I look a 2 pink ones for me and penny sorry bae 😘❤️

Emily: NO THOSE WERE FOR YOU TWO WHO STOLE?

Y/n: well now it's a mystery 😒

Emily: Fr speak up.

Y/n: SPEAK UP HOES

Y/n: brb em 💜

Emily: okay 👍

Hotch: I DIDN'T TAKE THEM

Spencer: I didn't touch your shit 😟

JJ: okay y/n 2.0

Y/n: DID YOU JENIFER?

JJ: no I didn't not even at work

Hotch: hm?

JJ: uhm-

Rossi: I don't like donuts 🤷

Y/n: facts he doesn't

Emily: okay I know hotch didn't. Spencer didn't he wouldn't like the donuts I got. JJ isn't at work. Rossi hates donuts. Y/n and penny got the donuts I GOT for them

Spencer: you have favorite people

Emily: duh 😒

Emily: DEREK FUCKING MORGAN

Derek: lol they were hella good

Emily: die ❤️

Derek: ur mom

Derek: I AM SO SORRY EMILY! I MEAN IT! I WILL BUY YOU KNEW ONES I WILL!

Emily: pen did you hack him?

Penelope: no?

Hotch: y/n threatened him.

Y/n: xoxo 💋

12: 12 am

Emily: I wanna see y/n and Spencer have sex

Spencer: okay what's wrong w you..

Y/n: some things go to the therapist.

JJ: LMAO 😭

Hotch: go to bed now.

Derek: daddy dilf sexy fuck taking control take control of me like that 😩😩

Y/n: submissive Derek?

Emily: yeah

Y/n hotch would be dominating unless he has a mommy/daddy kink. Let's ask Haley 🎤💀

Emily: THIS IS WHY ILY

Y/n: low key wanna see Derek and hotch have sex cause they'd both be dominating.

Spencer: kinda curious

Emily: when I say it it's weird

Spencer : with y/n it's different

JJ: sorry em!

Emily: fair enough 😃

Derek: me and hotch had sex before

Y/n: In your dreams

Hotch: 😟 I'm scared.

Y/n: they kissed before.

[imagine attached]

(Wattpad what's to be a hoe rn so I can't add the photo 😒)

Emily: OH?

Hotch: ITS FAKE I SWEAR!

Rossi: girly pop?

Y/n: it's edited lol

Hotch: see I would never kiss Derek.

Derek: cries

Y/n: dry up you wet bitch

Spencer:?

Emily: y/n for Spencer:

Y/n: I mean-?

Spencer: 😃✋🫱🫳🫴✋👓🤓

JJ: PLS-

Hotch: it's 12 am why are you horny.

Y/n: pushing 50 why you single as hell?

Hotch: touché

Y/n:..

Spencer: okay.

Y/n: Fr 🤷‍♀️

Emily: need sleep

Y/n: need death 😍

Spencer: I swear to God y/n.

Derek: that's kinda hot.

Y/n: I'm not Spencer- scary ass 😟

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