Y/n: SO GUYS IM MADE A CHOICE TO MURDER BETH
Hotch: okay no?
JJ: support you y/n all the way
Emily: same babes do what you gotta do 😻
Y/n: Ty I already know how js gimme her Number Aaron.
Hotch: no.
Y/n: fine I'll get it
Y/n: kk brb
Hotch: HOW DID YOU?
Derek: nah she got a demon smirk Hotch..-
Emily: IM EXCITED AND SCARED
JJ: same tbh...
8:04 pm
Hotch: what did you do?
Y/n: :)
Emily: what happened Hotch craft
JJ: bye what- 💀
Derek: LMAO
Hotch: Beth threw hot coffee on me and walked out screaming she hates me
Y/n: lol
Hotch: what did you do?
Y/n: idk bitch 💀
Emily: BYE-
Derek: what you do though fr? 🤨
Y/n: why tf she got coffee it's 8pm 💀
JJ: nah fr 😭
Hotch: wait that's a good question..
Derek: YALL SHE TOLD ME
Emily: WHAT?
Y/n: I told her that Hotch is married and only with her because we had a fight and he wants to use her as a rebound and make me jealous lol
Hotch: why..
Y/n: JS because
Derek: well I wanna fight you so when you done come out her
Y/n: ok..
Hotch: WHY ARE YOU FIGHTING?
Y/n: it's a joke bae.
Hotch: I'm not your bae
Y/n: not yet 🤨 tf
Emily: I want alcohol and drink drunk alcohol hoes drunk dead bitches drunk lol unsub sexy daddy drunk man drunk deer drunk kitty pat head mama milky
Y/n: are you mentally stable..
Spencer: I have mommy issues lol
Y/n: oh-
Spencer: lol
Derek: damn okay..
Emily: shut up Derek dumb door head bitch lock my add kick me ass bitch forget that I was just like a dead
Y/n: faking your death again?
JJ: BYE-
Spencer: still hat u for dat
Y/n: you hat me?
Spencer: yuh
Y/n: breakfast at Tiffany's and bottles of bubbles.
Hotch:okay having you all drug tested and y/n I still haven't forget what you did
Y/n: punish me 🤪
Hotch: I will
Y/n: WHAT-?
Derek: NAH WTF-
Hotch: with paperwork dumb bitches I swear-
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