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Y/n: SO GUYS IM MADE A CHOICE TO MURDER BETH

Hotch: okay no?

JJ: support you y/n all the way

Emily: same babes do what you gotta do 😻

Y/n: Ty I already know how js gimme her Number Aaron.

Hotch: no.

Y/n: fine I'll get it

Y/n: kk brb

Hotch: HOW DID YOU?

Derek: nah she got a demon smirk Hotch..-

Emily: IM EXCITED AND SCARED

JJ: same tbh...

8:04 pm

Hotch: what did you do?

Y/n: :)

Emily: what happened Hotch craft

JJ: bye what- 💀

Derek: LMAO

Hotch: Beth threw hot coffee on me and walked out screaming she hates me

Y/n: lol

Hotch: what did you do?

Y/n: idk bitch 💀

Emily: BYE-

Derek: what you do though fr? 🤨

Y/n: why tf she got coffee it's 8pm 💀

JJ: nah fr 😭

Hotch: wait that's a good question..

Derek: YALL SHE TOLD ME

Emily: WHAT?

Y/n: I told her that Hotch is married and only with her because we had a fight and he wants to use her as a rebound and make me jealous lol

Hotch: why..

Y/n: JS because

Derek: well I wanna fight you so when you done come out her

Y/n: ok..

Hotch: WHY ARE YOU FIGHTING?

Y/n: it's a joke bae.

Hotch: I'm not your bae

Y/n: not yet 🤨 tf

Emily: I want alcohol and drink drunk alcohol hoes drunk dead bitches drunk lol unsub sexy daddy drunk man drunk deer drunk kitty pat head mama milky

Y/n: are you mentally stable..

Spencer: I have mommy issues lol

Y/n: oh-

Spencer: lol

Derek: damn okay..

Emily: shut up Derek dumb door head bitch lock my add kick me ass bitch forget that I was just like a dead

Y/n: faking your death again?

JJ: BYE-

Spencer: still hat u for dat

Y/n: you hat me?

Spencer: yuh

Y/n: breakfast at Tiffany's and bottles of bubbles.

Hotch:okay having you all drug tested and y/n I still haven't forget what you did

Y/n: punish me 🤪

Hotch: I will

Y/n: WHAT-?

Derek: NAH WTF-

Hotch: with paperwork dumb bitches I swear-

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