Y/n: I'm calling your son captain jack because of the movie I saw with Johnny depp
Hotch: k-
JJ: you must be around jack a lot
Y/n STFU GO FUCK UR HUSBAND
Emily: DONT TALK TO JJ LIKE RHAT
Y/N: NO GO FAKE UR DEATH
Emily: okay I'm sorry 🤬🤬🤬
JJ: lol
Spencer: y/n are me and you still going to the book store?
Y/n: YES I DO ILYSM YES OFC ILL DO ANYTHING FOR U I LOVE U BABE
Derek: I don't know if I want pretty boy and y/n or Hotch and y/n..
Y/n: how bout neither 🤪 I'm married
JJ: here we go again
Y/n: TO YO DEAD MAMA
Hotch: oh-
Emily: PFFT SPEECHLESS
Derek: dead
Y/n: like prentiss was lol
Emily: LEAVE ME ALONE
Derek: CACKLING 😭💀
Y/n: I'm gonna go fuck ur mom now lol
Spencer: ...
JJ: DONT RUIN SPENCER
Y/n: he is already ruined 💀
Emily: damn 😐
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RandomWith Emily JJ Aaron Spencie Derek Rossi and Y/N She/her/hers pronouns Spencer x Y/n Slight Hotch x Y/n Hotch x Derek Emily x JJ Check out the cast gc!
