Derek: daddy dilf hotchie bae wanna cum over 😉😜😘
Y/n: you're an absolute menace
Spencer: no argument here
Hotch: leave me alone.
Derek: oooh kinky bad boy I like that 😜😜😜😜😜😘😘😘👴😉😉😉
Hotch: take me now
Derek: all in my mouth?
Y/n:ENOUGH ENOUGH ENOUGH
Emily: oh this it's just too much
Spencer: bau women are just so smart
Derek: and hot 🥵
Emily: it was okay now it's not..
JJ:Calling the police 😍😘
Y/n: calling an unsub 😘😜😍
Derek: oh.
Spencer: as you should 👍
Emily: there is only one supporting man here and it's everyone's favorite doctor
Derek: IM SUPPORTING
Y/n: you're horny 💀
Hotch: Proven Fact.
Y/n: the definition of horny is Derek.
JJ: scary how true that is.
Emily: SEX>
Y/n: it's been like years since you had it how do you know anymore? 😃
Emily: Foul. 🖤
JJ: you made her emo
Spencer: she was emo in high school
Emily: you were a nerd in high school
Y/n: at least he dressed better 😋
JJ: why-? 😭
Emily: me being bullied
Derek: karma hoe 🤗💋
Hotch: girly pop?
Y/n: WHAT?? 😭😭
Spencer: fruit pie
Emily: PLS-
Y/n: I always thought Derek was 💅
JJ: same.
Derek: IM NOT
Hotch: okay but Js know we support you
Derek: thanks 👍
Y/n: how wholesome you gay balls
Emily: HELP
Penelope: Hi guys!
Y/n: PENNY HI ILYSM ❤️💋
Penelope: I love you more! 🤗
Derek: lesbos
Y/n: STOP SHIPPING ME WITH EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE
Penelope: ate
Emily: Fr
Derek: when are you and pretty girl gonna get married Spencer?
Spencer: I don't know 🤷
Derek: unhelpful
Derek: when are you and pretty boy getting married y/n?
Y/n: don't know 🤷♀️
Derek: f y'all
Spencer: no ❤️
Y/n: 😘❤️
Emily: propose to her mate
Y/n: in your Australian era
Emily: ye mate
JJ: anyway propose or die.
Spencer: oh?
Y/n: oh.
Hotch: don't actually kill
them
Y/n: wait what?
Emily: fine 🙄
Spencer: 😟
Y/n: 😟
Derek: okay 👍
JJ: hm
Y/n: okay 👍
Hotch: you people are weird.
JJ: WAIT PENELOPE SAID "ate"
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RandomWith Emily JJ Aaron Spencie Derek Rossi and Y/N She/her/hers pronouns Spencer x Y/n Slight Hotch x Y/n Hotch x Derek Emily x JJ Check out the cast gc!
