Y/n: y'all Derek has a pussy
Spencer: right too the point ig.
Emily: hotch can you confirm?
Hotch: yeah
Penelope: WHAT???
Derek: no I don't 😪
Y/n: yes you do pussy 🖕
JJ: if hotch and y/n say you do then you do mamas
Y/n: NOT THE MAMAS.
Emily: you know guys we've all really matured.
Spencer: no the fuck we haven't 💀
JJ: why was that so funny for no reason 😭
Hotch: you all are still childish.
Y/n:I hope you bald.
Hotch: oh-
Derek: yay we'll be twins!
Spencer: HELP WHAT?
Emily: I'm peeing rn.
Penelope: interesting.
Y/n: very..
Spencer: guess you weren't potty trained.
Y/n: 😭
Emily: i wasn't 🤷♀️
Derek: oh..
Hotch: interesting..
Spencer: very
Y/n: that was my line 😔👎
Spencer: sorry you can say it.
Y/n; okay 👍
Y/n: very.
Rossi: very what.
Y/n: very dumb.
Derek: throwing up horses rn.
JJ: that's too much..
Y/n: well it's Derek Morgan he always does too much.
Y/n:YALL JERRY SPRINKLER DIED
Emily: no fluffing way
Spencer: no my guy jerry :(
JJ: wait this is so sad.
Derek: I know I used to watch him.
Hotch; what did he die from.
Y/n: cancer :(
Derek: curse cancer 🖕
JJ: Fr
Y/n: curse pandora.
Spencer: what did music do too you?
Y/n: Pandora's box genius.
Spencer: oh yeah curse her too.
Derek: I don't know why Zeus gave her a box like you knew damn well she would opened.
JJ: I wouldn't let that slide.
Y/n: Fr I'd beat her ass 🙄🖕
Penelope; as you should.
Emily: hm???
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RandomWith Emily JJ Aaron Spencie Derek Rossi and Y/N She/her/hers pronouns Spencer x Y/n Slight Hotch x Y/n Hotch x Derek Emily x JJ Check out the cast gc!
