Y/n: hotch has NO BALLS
Derek: LMAO WHAT???
Elle: WHAT HAPPENED
Hotch: y/n has lost her fucking mind
Y/n: you have no fucking balls cunt
Emily: WOAH WOAH WHATS HAPPEINGGGGG :0000
Spencer: what the fuck happened 😭
Hotch: tell them
Y/n: no hoe 🥳
Hotch: Y/n.
Y/n: Aaron.
Hotch: Y/L/N
Y/n: Hotchner
Hotch: I'm serious right now.
Y/n: I bet you are mamas
Elle: MAMAS 😭
Derek: TELL US. Im dying here.
Emily: lol what's going on???
Elle: LMAO
Y/n: I started an only fans 4 hotch and Derek
Elle: WHAT OMG?
Emily: SWEAR?
Y/n: yeah want the link?
Spencer: DUH
Y/n: [link insert]
Elle: LMAO I LOVE THIS
Hotch: why are you like this.?
Y/n: I don't know.
Derek: I LOVE HOW MUCH OF A MENCAE YOU ARE
Y/n: THANK YOU DEREK
Derek: yw
Y/n: I need a sex tape to post will you send me one?
Derek: ofc mamas 🤗
Hotch: no. Absolutely not.
Y/n: do it. Derek you have big balls
Emily: NAH YOU ARE SO OUT IT TODAY LMAO
Y/n: I feel like we're close enough for me to watch Aaron shove his ding dang ding inside of Derek 🤷♀️
Spencer: y/n baby..
Y/n: YAY DEREK SENT IT
Hotch: DEREK?!?
Y/n: I'm joking. Derek you still have big balls dw
Derek: LMAO 😭
Hotch: this is just strange.
Y/n: when is JJ coming back?
Elle: what about Rossi?
Y/n: what about him?
Emily: NAHHH
Hotch: soon.
Y/n: how soon your dumb cunt
Derek: LMAO
Hotch: I don't fucking know y/n.
Y/n: how do you not know you whore..
Emily: YOU ARE STRESSING HIM OUTTTT
Y/n: whateves
Elle: what did he do.
Y/n: he won't give me anything to post 4 the only fans 😒
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RandomWith Emily JJ Aaron Spencie Derek Rossi and Y/N She/her/hers pronouns Spencer x Y/n Slight Hotch x Y/n Hotch x Derek Emily x JJ Check out the cast gc!