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Y/n: hotch has NO BALLS

Derek: LMAO WHAT???

Elle: WHAT HAPPENED

Hotch: y/n has lost her fucking mind

Y/n: you have no fucking balls cunt

Emily: WOAH WOAH WHATS HAPPEINGGGGG :0000

Spencer: what the fuck happened 😭

Hotch: tell them

Y/n: no hoe 🥳

Hotch: Y/n.

Y/n: Aaron.

Hotch: Y/L/N

Y/n: Hotchner

Hotch: I'm serious right now.

Y/n: I bet you are mamas

Elle: MAMAS 😭

Derek: TELL US. Im dying here.

Emily: lol what's going on???

Elle: LMAO

Y/n: I started an only fans 4 hotch and Derek

Elle: WHAT OMG?

Emily: SWEAR?

Y/n: yeah want the link?

Spencer: DUH

Y/n: [link insert]

Elle: LMAO I LOVE THIS

Hotch: why are you like this.?

Y/n: I don't know.

Derek: I LOVE HOW MUCH OF A MENCAE YOU ARE

Y/n: THANK YOU DEREK

Derek: yw

Y/n: I need a sex tape to post will you send me one?

Derek: ofc mamas 🤗

Hotch: no. Absolutely not.

Y/n: do it. Derek you have big balls

Emily: NAH YOU ARE SO OUT IT TODAY LMAO

Y/n: I feel like we're close enough for me to watch Aaron shove his ding dang ding inside of Derek 🤷‍♀️

Spencer: y/n baby..

Y/n: YAY DEREK SENT IT

Hotch: DEREK?!?

Y/n: I'm joking. Derek you still have big balls dw

Derek: LMAO 😭

Hotch: this is just strange.

Y/n: when is JJ coming back?

Elle: what about Rossi?

Y/n: what about him?

Emily: NAHHH

Hotch: soon.

Y/n: how soon your dumb cunt

Derek: LMAO

Hotch: I don't fucking know y/n.

Y/n: how do you not know you whore..

Emily: YOU ARE STRESSING HIM OUTTTT

Y/n: whateves

Elle: what did he do.

Y/n: he won't give me anything to post 4 the only fans 😒